Scene - congratulations "wonderful time machine". New scenario for a woman’s birthday or anniversary “rainbow of life”

Everyone who was at a celebration (wedding or anniversary) led by a toastmaster saw an interesting scene called a baby. And when did this scene take place? Then all the guests simply laughed with laughter. Do you want to arrange something similar at your holiday without a toastmaster? We will show you and tell you how to perform a baby scene for a man’s anniversary. Ready-made text and description of the scene for you. So be sure to host it, and your guests will be holding their tummies laughing.

First, you need to prepare for the scene. Namely, take unnecessary fabric and make a cut in it for the head. And then carefully sew on a children's overalls or suit, which has two arms and two legs. It should look something like this:

And so, you have prepared the screen. For anniversaries, you need to keep this screen taut. To do this, call two guests - strong men.
And behind the screen there should be two people: the hero of the day himself and his assistant, for example, his wife or friend. And at the same time, it is advisable that guests do not see those behind the screen, it will be more fun.
When everything is ready, the presenter can begin to speak his text.
Text:
A long time ago, exactly ____ years ago, a child was born into one happy family.
“Here the face of the hero of the day appears in the screen in the place for the face. The hero of the day also puts his hands into the legs of the overalls. And his assistant puts his hands in the places under the handles in the overalls.”
The parents saw their baby and gasped - how good he was!
And then the child made his first sound.
“The hero of the day makes a sound, for example, agu-agu!”
And he immediately waved to his parents.
“The baby is waving his arms. And since the assistant plays the role of hands, he must wave them. But the hero of the day has his hands at his feet. And when the hero of the day hears. That he waved his arms, then by inertia he will wave them, because he will forget that his hands are legs!
The baby grew up strong, healthy and smart. After a while he began to stroke himself on the head.
“The baby’s hands are stroking his head. And here again everything can get mixed up, since the hero of the day will again want to stroke himself with his feet.”
And after some time he already knew how to put a hat on himself.
“They put a cap in the baby’s hands and his hands try to put the cap on his head!”
But sometimes the baby cried, and to calm him down they gave him a bottle with a pacifier.
“They give the baby a bottle with a nipple in his hands and his hands should bring the bottle to his mouth and give the baby something to drink.”
When the baby went to kindergarten, he fell in love with dancing. At first he danced like this:
“The baby uses his arms and legs to dance to children’s songs.”
And when he went to school, he began to dance like this:
“We need to turn on rap music here.”
The baby grew and matured and changed. He began to dress fashionably:
“The child is given sunglasses and a fashionable cap. And the hands must put them in the right places.”
And now our baby is 18 years old. And he tried alcohol for the first time in his life.

“They put a glass of alcohol in your hands and your hands help your head drink.”
And so year after year passed, and now our baby turned __________ years old. With which we congratulate him today!

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A round birthday is a reason to fulfill your cherished dream and go on a trip, and if this is not possible at the moment, then arrange a travel-themed holiday for yourself and have a lot of fun. To organize such a holiday trip you will need: a pleasant company of “fellow travelers”, a delicious feast, music and a good topic. We offer one of the possible options - Scenario for a man’s anniversary “Time Travel” it includes both active and table entertainment, which all end with congratulations, toasts or comic gifts addressed to the hero of the day, which makes it possible to pay a lot of attention to him.

The musical accompaniment is attached in separate folders at the end of the script.

Anniversary script "Time Travel"

While the guests are gathering, Track 1, 2, 3 plays in the background. The music fades out. It turns out, the presenter. Track 4 starts playing in the background.

Presenter: Good evening, dear guests! I am glad to welcome you here in this cozy room. Today is an unusual day! We have gathered to congratulate you... So, stop! Not this way. (music suddenly turns off).

Track 5 starts playing in the background.

Presenter: Ladies and Gentlemen! (pauses). Wait, which gentlemen, which ladies? (music suddenly turns off). Not at a ball and not at the opera house. Sorry. Take three.

Presenter: Hi all! Friends, look around! Take a deep breath. Feel the aroma of celebration, fun and good mood. Look at each other and find the eyes of the happiest, youngest, most beautiful man ___________! (name of the hero of the day). Track 6 starts playing loudly. These eyes radiate so much energy, so much positivity and kindness. Let's reward him with thunderous applause and shout loudly "Congratulations!" The music fades out.

Presenter: Love, attention and care. Here are the main travel companions in life ______ (name of the hero of the day). After all, the most important thing is neither money, nor fame, nor success. The most important thing is to feel the warmth of family and friends. That is why, at the very beginning of our evening, I would like to give the floor to the dearest and most beloved people - parents! (if they are not there, then to the spouse or children of the hero of the day).

Congratulatory speech. A short musical pause.

Track 7, 8 plays.

Presenter: Well, what then? Our hero of the day is a serious person, but on his birthday he said that he would agree to everything)) Track 9 (applause). Birthday is the most desired holiday. It is on this day that you are surrounded by your closest and most beloved people. It is on this day that from early morning you are bombarded with a barrage of congratulations, wishes and a sea of ​​hugs. And no matter how old the hero of the day turns 5 or 55, he is still waiting for... gifts! Track 10 (applause). All the guests in this room came today with a gift, some with an envelope, some with a contract, some with car keys, and some with a handmade postcard (smiles at the children). I didn’t come empty-handed either. Track 9 (applause). Several hundred years ago, a scientist invented a time machine. Unfortunately, this device was confiscated from him due to lack of a license to operate and quality assurance. However, the scientist was prudent and hid the instructions for this device. Moreover, as it turned out, this scientist is a distant relative of our ___________ (name of the hero of the day), having calculated the numbers, he knew that today __________ (date of the anniversary), our ___________ (name of the hero of the day) will be celebrating his birthday. And as a gift, I sent this package by pigeon mail (shows)

Sounds track 11

Game moment "Mysterious message"

The presenter hands over a package tied with a festive ribbon or, better yet, twine to the hero of the day. Track 12 plays in the background, the hero of the day reads out the message (picture No. 1). To make the sheet with the message resemble a historical document (paper), you can use coffee or tea. There are many ways on the Internet to age paper. To make the effect more interesting, you can make a message in A3 or A2 format rather than A4.

Message text

“This handsome, clear falcon ___________ (name of the birthday boy)!

With your permission, we ask you to accept sincere congratulations. I wish you endless luck. Life deep into old age. A bright upper room full of people. The health of the heroic and the ringing of gold coins. Accept the gift of a noble young lady, she is endowed with incredible, secret knowledge and will take you on an unforgettable journey, across centuries, across centuries.”

Your friend is faithful.

The smartest of the smartest,

Arkady Shnobelevsky.

The music fades out. The presenter makes a mysterious appearance.

Track 13 is playing

Table game to activate guests "Time Machine"

Presenter: Allow me to introduce myself, a distinguished lady. I ask you to love, feed and favor. The music fades out. Today I invite you to take a trip in a time machine. Ask me, where is the car itself? (guests ask). I answer: she is invisible, but eats various salads, sandwiches, meat and semi-dry white wine (points to the festive tables). But to go you need the POWER OF THOUGHT. For this purpose, each of you has such a thing (points to his palm). In common parlance it is called “palm”. Show me, does everyone have it? (guests show their palms). Great, so, but does everyone know how to use it? You need to do it like this (the presenter puts her palm to her forehead, as if she is tired or tired of someone). The main thing is to do it with feeling and grace.

The guests put their palm to their forehead on the count of three, and at this moment track 14 sounds (sound “Ah”).

Presenter: Let me remind you, we are going on a journey through time. Today we will visit different centuries. Let's plunge into the atmosphere of the Middle Ages, 80s, 2000s, and also look into primitive times. So, to get started, you need to fill your palms with your thoughts. Now we apply it to our head and think about the upcoming journey. background track 15 plays.

Table music competition "Thoughts"

Conditions of the competition:each participant has a palm charged with the thought power of its owner. The presenter’s task is to find out all the information. The presenter approaches the guests selectively, asks them to lean against the microphone and asks a question. In response to the presenter’s question, music tracks (phrases from films and songs) begin to play.

Question: I'll start with a trivial question. Tell me, what will you wear on your trip?

Answer: track 1. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: What do you like most and what are you looking forward to from this trip?

Answer: track 2. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: Let's continue the conversation. It’s very interesting what it should be like. Describe her?

Answer: track 3. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: Mmm, yes we are romantic! We will definitely meet her wherever we are in the 18th century, everyone there was extraordinary. Question to the birthday boy: Please voice your wishes to everyone present?

Answer: track 4. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: As you understand, time travel is an extreme activity. If it turns out that you find yourself in the desert nose to nose with a lion. What will you tell him?

Answer: track 5. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: So, what is your speech to the king of beasts?

Answer: track 6. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: I wonder what the bravest, strongest and bravest man will do and say? a huge lion (the presenter chooses the largest man).

Answer: track 7. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: Comrade guests, look at this citizen, our hero of the day, something is wrong with him. Lost eyes, empty gaze. Something happened?

Answer: track 8. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: Why are you sad?

Answer: track 9. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Question: Maybe I can help you with something?

Answer: track 10. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Money doesn't bring happiness, maybe there is another dream?

Answer: track 11. (from the folder “Thoughts”)

Presenter: I will tell you a secret, real happiness is sharing joy with your loved ones, with true friends. Happiness is knowing that you are needed. Happiness is, on the most festive day, on your birthday, hearing the most sincere confessions and wishes. And I suggest everyone now prepare their palms to give our birthday boy a whole storm of emotions and congratulations.

Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.

Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday

There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official table part (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dancing, entertainment)

It follows from this that you need to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.

Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”

We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.

Of course, I would like to remind you of the funny script, the wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.

See all friends
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official table part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• to the gypsies

Guests at the party

Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.

Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it’s time for funny mini-birthday scenes for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday

The fairy tale "Turnip" in action

Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.

This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)

- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).

“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”

Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”

Grandma: “Well, old stump, go plant turnips and increase my wealth.”

Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).

Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!

Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”

Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)

The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!

Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs and sings. (Props: headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.

Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)

- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).

“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”

All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?

Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo shoot.

I think, dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.

In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, and more specifically in the city "" - thirty years ago, with mom and dad

- the boy appeared -

And the news of this shot up.

And so our Seryozha was born!

Where are you, Seryozha? - Show up!

The soundtrack contains words from the song "I'm a good boy!" - the hero of the day appears in a cap with slits for the head.

Can you hear his screams? (baby cries)

So that he doesn’t scream, we’ll give him a pacifier right away. (He has a cap on his head)

So he was born, stretched his arms (stretched), stomped his feet (stomped)

and fell asleep (shows that he is sleeping) He is asleep, snoring, and we

In the meantime, we’ll sing a song: “Bai-baiushki bayu, where is your mother?” (once again

together).

(the baby is sleeping, put his hands under his cheek,)

I woke up...Seryozha...but my mother wasn’t there, I opened my eyes and started crying again

He spit out the pacifier (spits it out), cries and wants to eat.

I wiped my eyes and washed my face

Presenter. The baby was gluttonous, we won’t hide it.

He was reaching for the bottle, oh, Varnak!

Well, demonstrate this

And show me how it was, how?

The mother of the hero of the day, putting her hands through the slots, takes the bottle with a pacifier from the hands of the presenter and, not seeing the result of her labors, tries to give the hero of the day a drink from the bottle. The soundtrack plays a song performed by the group "Avaria" "Drink Beer!", the guests support the test with applause.

Presenter. That's enough, I'm already drunk!

Seryozha is growing, his teeth are appearing.

Now we want to see - here, in front of the people,

How these teeth are cleaned with a brush.

A toothbrush is handed to the mother or wife, she tries to brush the teeth of the hero of the day, cheerful music plays.

Presenter. Once the teeth have appeared, you need to eat.

This is a banana inflorescence!

It is necessary to clean before taking a sample,

Come on, Galina, feed me, try it!

A banana is given to the mother, she peels it and feeds the hero of the day. The soundtrack plays the children's song "Our happiness is constantly chewing coconuts, eating bananas, chunga-changa"

Presenter. Our Seryozha has eaten and treated himself,

And we could stop our test here,

But, friends, it’s no good to walk around uncombed -

It's time for the boy to comb his bangs!

Mom is given a comb, lines from the song performed by A. Varum “Charming” are heard, mom combs the hair of the hero of the day.

presenter: the baby grew up, went to school, physical education lesson: how to ride a bike, how to run, how to do exercises, (right hand up, left leg to the side) and vice versa

Presenter. Of course, many years have passed, We are all watching the test -

The waters have already flown under the sea -

We remember the last gesture.

I grew up a little and decided that it was time to give up childhood.

Seryozha. took off the cap, cleverly tied the scarf on the side (we tied it) and off we went

to the disco (music), Seryozha dances, stamps his feet, hands

slams (shows), dances, and even squeaks. The music is cool, the girl is watching

corner girl hanging out

He decided to meet her, but for courage he drank a glass (drinks)

, lit a cigarette, he quickly called her (calls).

Nadya jumped up, ran up to him, and let them dance together (he with his arms, legs,

she is nearby, the music is fast) Nadya is happy

that Seryozha chose her, and let her perform a belly dance in front of him (resp.

music) They danced. Serezha really liked it and

the time has come, I fell in love,

He invited Nadezhda to marry

And so it happened - I burst into tears,

At least he held his feelings in his fist!

And you, Mommy, take a handkerchief here,

Wipe away the tears of farewell to youth.

And here our performance will end.

We wipe away our tears - One, two, three

Mom, having received a handkerchief, wipes away the imaginary tears of the hero of the day; the chorus of the song “I’m Crying” performed by T. Bulanova sounds in the soundtrack. The banner is removed, the presenter sums up