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Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women. Comic congratulations-gifts on the anniversary for a woman

In the modern world, people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. It doesn’t take much time to come up with an interesting scenario; all you need to do is find cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

First and last name.
Age: in the prime of life.
Pulse: cannot be measured.
Blood type: many red cells.
Heart rate: happy.
Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have many individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on their birthday.

“Birthday is a holiday of childhood” - words from a popular song by Igor Nikolaev, which very accurately describe the attitude of most people towards this event. Many would probably like to return, at least for a moment, to that wonderful time when it is impossible to contain the delight from the anticipation of fabulous surprises and gifts. So why not create the right mood for a loved one by coming up with an interesting scenario and a variety of options? A woman will love such a surprise. After all, representatives of the fair sex always remain children at heart.

Long live surprise!

The hero of the occasion will certainly remember the holiday if her guests show imagination and prepare an unusual congratulation together. The tone of unbridled fun will be set from the first minutes. The main thing is to agree in advance and stage your appearance. Costume and musical gags work flawlessly.

For a woman’s birthday, you can give her a performance by a gypsy group, for example. Entering guests with cheerful songs and dances will not leave the newborn indifferent. Moreover, it is not necessary to dress completely in gypsy outfits. A flower in the hair or a bright shawl will be enough for women. Men will be decorated with enthusiasm and fun. Children's tambourines and rattles can serve as musical instruments. If the birthday is celebrated in a cafe or restaurant, you can get together earlier and greet the culprit with the old majestic song “Our dear one has come to us.”

The celebration, held in the summer in the lap of nature, makes it possible to give the newborn a little exotic. A Hawaiian-style musical gathering will, of course, require preparation. You will need to make head wreaths and flower necklaces in advance. For the musical accompaniment of the performance, use the national Hawaiian melody, and instead of traditional instruments, you can again use baby rattles. But how beautiful it will be and will be remembered for a long time.

Entertainment and jokes for a woman’s birthday - script

Fun games, competitions and skits will help you escape the ordinary and create a special festive atmosphere. However, when preparing, you should remember that humor should not be offensive. You can't let a bad joke ruin everyone's holiday.

You can start the entertaining part of the celebration with the quiz “How well do you know the newborn?” Those who take on the role of host will have to prepare and draw up a list of questions for the guests, based on facts from the biography and preferences of the hero of the occasion. For example, where you studied, what specialty you have, what your hobbies are, what kind of vacation you prefer, your favorite color, your favorite dish, and the like. The guest who gives the most correct answers receives a prize.

Screen Star

A good continuation of the holiday would be a congratulation in the style of a film festival.

The presenter approaches the hero of the occasion and makes a speech similar to the introduction of a film award nominee: “I would like to present to the attention of the audience the heroine of such popular films as “Girls”, “Friends”, “Once More About Love”. The guests greet the “star” with thunderous applause. The presenter continues: “The talent of our beloved (name) is undeniable, so the plan for filming many interesting films in which she will shine has already been approved at the top. The schedule is tight and planned for many decades in advance. And we can only wish (name) good luck and great creative success on this difficult but interesting path.”

These funny birthday greetings (jokes) are suitable for a woman of any age. You just need to use your imagination and add movie titles that will suit the moment.

Magic to help

After the official toasts and greetings, you can joke a little and play funny sorcerers.

For the hero of the occasion, all guests write on pieces of paper for the next year. Then they put their birthday wishes and jokes into a pre-prepared and beautifully decorated box. A woman with humor will be interested to know what the mischievous fate has prepared through her friends.

Fortune telling using chocolate eggs with a toy inside will also be an interesting way of predicting and will show what is in store for the hostess of the holiday. You will need to buy several of these sweets, fortunately now manufacturers offer them with a variety of toys. Candies with cars, airplanes, motorcycles, and boats are suitable. All chocolate eggs are placed in a basket and covered with a towel. The newborn is asked to choose one by touch. The toy inside will indicate an upcoming acquisition. Fortune telling on the remaining eggs can be continued by family members or friends of the hero of the occasion. These funny jokes will lift everyone's spirits. For a woman’s birthday, just like a man, you can prepare a similar surprise.

Who will give the best praise?

A competition with this name will be a pleasant surprise for the birthday girl. The guests' task will be to describe the hero of the occasion in one word. For example, one calls her beautiful, another calls her smart, a third calls her cute, and so on. You can’t repeat yourself, the one who made a blunder is out of the game. The competition continues until the last participant. He is the winner and will receive a prize.

Jokes for a woman's birthday - short scenes

General fun will be provided by comic performances with the participation of all those present.

For example, you can imagine that the guests are doctors who helped the hostess of the holiday to be born. Now they have to assess her condition. Check appearance and reflexes. When the roles of the medical personnel and the words on the prepared cards are distributed, the presenter, as the chief physician (hereinafter referred to as the Chief Physician), begins the survey:

“What is the newborn’s pulse?”

Sister No. 1: “Joyful, with bursts of delight!”

GV: “What is the reaction of the pupils?”

Doctor No. 1: “Glowing with happiness!”

Sister No. 2: “Yes! Sometimes he sings songs, sometimes he laughs!”

GV: “Are the limbs normal?”

Doctor No. 2: “Even better, I’ve already chosen a shorter skirt!”

GV: “Is your hearing normal?”

Doctor #3: “He listens when he wants!”

GV: “Your sense of smell won’t let you down?”

Sister No. 3: “Keeps her nose to the wind and always in the direction of luck!”

GV: “What is your colleague’s conclusion?”

Everyone answers in unison: “She’s perfect, thanks to her parents!”

Everyone raises their glasses and toasts their parents.

Mom is our everything

There are also some nice jokes for older audiences. aged children and grandchildren can prepare. The well-known “train” dance will bring pleasure to both adults and children. The hostess of the holiday will portray a locomotive, and relatives and friends will line up behind her in trailers, holding the waist of the person standing in front. The family train will begin its journey to cheerful music. The task of the “locomotive” is to change speed and suddenly brake. The cars will occasionally lose traction and collide, leading to general fun. However, this scene requires a lot of space. Therefore, such jokes are suitable for celebrating outdoors or in a restaurant.

For a woman’s birthday who celebrates it at home, the “Loaf” scene is more suitable.

Children and grandchildren join hands and dance around the hero of the occasion, singing an old song with the words: “How on (name’s) name day we baked a loaf. Loaf, loaf, choose whoever you want.”

The hostess of the holiday answers: “I love, of course, everyone, but (the name of one of the round dance participants) more than anyone.” So, while the round dance is going on, the birthday girl takes each of the participants in turn to her center and tells him how much she loves him.

Return surprise

The hero of the occasion must also show imagination and surprise her guests with a surprise.

Comic videos or slideshows compiled from a common archive are also suitable. And members of her family or a couple of close friends can help prepare these for her birthday for a woman who does not have the skills to work with the appropriate computer programs.

The guests will be equally interested in a collage of photographs reflecting the history of spending time together with humorous comments. It won’t be difficult to make; you only need whatman paper, a supply of printed photographs, imagination and humor.

Author's scenario for a woman’s birthday or anniversary “Rainbow of Life”- absolutely unique, completely decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all the guests. All the music for this can be downloaded directly into the script .

Scenario for the anniversary "Rainbow of Life"

Color drawing before the start of the evening.

In different corners of the hall hang bundles of balls of blue, red, yellow and green.

Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach a bunch of balloons of the color that most appeals to you. (Guests approach the balls).

Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I'll tell you a secret too. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something tasty! And blue balls were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Did you guess right? No? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.

Sounds 1. Pugacheva. Come in guests - in the background

(to download - click on the file)

FIRST Feast.

Presenter: Good evening , Today we are with you: presenter (Name) and DJ (Name)- we will be happy to celebrate a holiday that is dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of the varied and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill your glasses!

First toast

All, all lovers of green and red,

We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!

All-all experts in the color yellow, as well as the color blue,

Let's not be left behind, let's drink to Irina, the most beautiful!

To the youngest, most charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - to Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!

Sounds 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.

small break

Musical acquaintance of guests at the Rainbow of Life anniversary

Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. Our greetings will be colored, like everything else on this holiday. Remind me who in the audience preferred the color red, raise your hand (if there are only a few guests, you can ask everythingx names, if there are many guests, selectively get to know some of them). Dear lovers of red, when the song about the color red starts, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using welcoming hand movements (show which ones). Now tell me who chose green? (also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song starts playing, I also ask you to get up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as “barrels” (show). Let's now admire the lovers of yellow (acquaintance), In your symbolic welcome dance, I ask you to use the American gesture - “everything is okay” . And now a group of lovers of the color blue, outdoor activities and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the moves from the well-known dance in the movie “Pulp Fiction”.

All red lovers,

We spread our greetings around! (shows movements)

Did you come here to have fun?

Then light up your faces with a smile! - the group of “Reds” gets up and dances

An excerpt from the song “Red Currant” is played -

To whom is green the best in the world?

Open your arms wider! (shows movements)

The hostess has enough alcohol,

So that everyone can drink to their heart's content! - the group of “Greens” gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song “Green Light” sounds -

To whom is yellow the closest of all?

Of course, everything is okay with you! (shows movements)

A generous feast awaits you,

Variety and expanse! - the “Yellow” group gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song “Yellow Tulips” sounds -

Who prefers blue?

We do it with our hands like this, it’s beautiful! (shows movements)

You won't be bored here,

We will sing and dance a lot!

Sounds 4. Excerpt from the song “Blue Frost”

Presenter: Amazing! Then let's get acquainted!

Sounds 3. Factory. We are so different - in the background

Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we got together for the birthday of everyone’s beloved Irina. But we won’t talk about age, because beauties like our birthday girl get younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let’s talk about the name Irina.

This is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin and means peace and tranquility.

In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. They have good abilities, and studying does not require much effort from them. They are able to take a realistic approach to assessing the reality around them. They approach any work responsibly.

They are sociable and quickly establish contact with strangers. Irina are amorous natures, but they do not lose their heads in hobbies, they always strive to maintain independence.

Professional activity always plays a significant role in their lives.

Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable systems of raising children, sports and never loses heart.

Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names)- Let's greet them with applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important one was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!

Toast to parents

We would give Irina a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave her life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink to Irina’s parents!

Sounds 4. Povaliy . Mommy mommy.

Presenter: The floor is given to the mother of the hero of the day (Name)-

mom's toast...

Presenter: And now a word to the person who knows Irina by professional qualities - the boss (Name)

Word and toast from the boss...

Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.

Presenter: This concludes the solemn part of our holiday, and we, with pleasure, begin the entertaining part!

I’ll say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, the people gathered here are lively and talented. Today we ourselves will be artists, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to add joyful colors to the bright life of our birthday girl and our own. (The presenter has a flower in her hands)

This is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina’s innermost desires, which we will gladly fulfill, right?

So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “Look into childhood.”

The words in the passage are:

“And now they are calling, and now they are calling

Patronymic,

And look into childhood, and look into childhood

Want very much…"

Sounds 6. Song. It's fun to walk through the open spaces together -

(The Little Ones come out - two of the guests put on their caps and skirts in advance, take from the presenter pieces of paper with words and bows, which they attach to different places during the performance)

TO costumed congratulations. Babies with gifts.

First: We are kids from kindergarten

We are happy to congratulate aunt

We didn't just come

They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,

Second: This bow is sure to

We'll put it on her head,

So that, like us, she too,

Be more beautiful and younger! (a bow on the head, preferably a headband with a bow)

Our Aunt Ira is a beauty,

All the uncles like her!

First: Well, what little hands?

Not simple ones - golden ones.

There are no more tender ones in the world,

Adults and children know!

Let's tie bows on the arms,

To make your hands cooler! (bows for hands - with elastic bands)

Second: And these bows on the legs,

So that along the city paths

They ran fast and fast

And they struck sparks with their soles.

And to highlight their beauty,

A bow needs to be attached to them ( bows on legs - with elastic bands)

First: And this bow is not going anywhere,

We attach it to the chest!

There will be awards and medals on it,

We wish they gave it soon,

So, gorgeous, but not somehow,

Let the bow decorate Irina’s chest! (bow on the chest with a pin)

Second: And we’ll tie this bow to a place,

Whichever is closer to a chair or an armchair.

Tie a bow there too,

So that they can attract uncles,

To turn here and there,

And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the butt - on a pin)

First: And we won’t attach this bow

Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it

After all, this bow is sexy,

We wish it to be relevant more often.

Wherever Aunt Ira is at home or not at home,

It will be worn on the day of sexual uplift! (give a bow or attach as appropriate)

Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?

U.S. too! She is our beauty!

Nice decoration

For such a birthday!

Now the photographer take a photo for us,

And Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams each! (takes pictures with the kids)

Toast

For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!

Sounds 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.

Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please, answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of those gathered.

Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day

Presenter: As always, irresistible

On this glorious day...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: We are delighted for the reason:

Our meeting in honor of...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: We commit ourselves from now on

We smile...To whom?

All:Irina!

Presenter: Let's stop dragging our feet,

Pour for...Who?

All: For Irina!

Presenter: Like an elite painting,

We all admire...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: And today all the songs

Will we sing about...Who?

All: About Irina!

Presenter: Well done! At the same time, we remembered the cases! A word of congratulations to friends.....

Toast from friends

Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.

small break

Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - our next petal is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it represents everything luxurious and bright.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “The hour of our meeting is destined for me”

The words in the passage are:

“The hour of our meeting is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a beautiful boy waiting for me there
On a golden horse.."

(The Sultan rides out on a “golden” horse, followed by his wives with a “golden” gift box containing a money carpet - change the guests’ clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room)

Costumed congratulations to the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.

Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.

(The Sultan rides out, his wives help him get off his horse and take the horse. The Sultan goes to Irina)

Sultan: Oh, most honorable one! (addresses Irina)

You are as beautiful as a newly blooming lotus flower (approaches Irina).

Your hair shines like a river in lunar silver (touches)

Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws his hands up to the sky).

Your lips are the most tender of the roses that bloom in heaven (shakes his head).

Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down a mountain and embracing everything in their path.

Sounds 9. Rework “If I were a Sultan” - The Sultan invites Irina to dance

Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?

Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.

Sultan: No matter how brightly the sun shines, it cannot obscure the light coming from you. Oh, Brightest!

Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!

Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert is, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh, Most Beautiful!

Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!

Sultan: No matter how welcome a sip of water in the desert may be, it is no more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!

Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!

Sultan: Become the decoration of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, Most Magnificent!!!

Wives: The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!!

Sultan: My wives spent three days and three nights weaving this carpet especially for you. (wives take out a carpet from money - do it in advance)

Wives: We weaved and weaved, and all the guests helped (they give a carpet)

A fiery oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - transition to a dance break.

(Watch another version of a costume scene in oriental style)

It sounds 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales - in Turkish.

dance break

SECOND Feast.

Presenter: And we continue to create miracles.

Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.

Irina tears off a petal - A magical sound sounds + “And the artist in the portrait”

The words in the passage are:

"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff,
He painted my portrait"

Presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest)

Table entertainment.

Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!

(entertainment provided)

Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds the most will toast!

Sounds 11. Basque. It's your birthday.

short break V

Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik is losing one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl’s life is woven more brightly, there are many colors in it, both light and not so light, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.

It’s not for nothing that the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and only help the strong, and...only cheer up the cheerful, we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful colors in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.

Original congratulations. What could be more valuable than friendship?

Irina tears off a petal - Magic sound sounds + “I’ll get into a convertible”

The words in the passage are:

"And I'll get into a convertible
And I’ll go somewhere...”

Presenter: The convertible might be served later, but for now I suggest everyone get out and go on a trip “in a big hot air balloon” with Irina!

(The relatives take out an office chair - a gift for the birthday girl, to which is tied a large bunch of gel balloons of all the colors of the rainbow. Irina is invited to sit in it, and is rolled around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving the chair as a gift, simply by renting it at 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)

Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big hot air balloon

To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with this ritual.

13. Krutoy sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.

Presenter:(speaks over music) Irina, today you took a flight on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what the life ahead of you awaits. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout “Life is beautiful!” There are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come out here. Show your friend the earth...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina into their arms and circle around the hall) and may this flight be remarkable, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported throughout your life, by your friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and for always sincerely rejoicing at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!

14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.

dance break

THIRD Feast.

Presenter: We danced well - it’s time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.

Irina tears off a red petal - a magical sound sounds + “Everything will come true”

The words in the passage are:

“The birds sing to me as a salute to spring….

It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again...”

Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is the best time of year for this, and why don't we really arrange a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And for this we don’t need store-bought fireworks - we’ll do everything ourselves.

Comic congratulations.

(entertainment provided)

It sounds 15. No - tone . Down . - beat

Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.

Presenter: Irina, it’s time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “I will listen”

The words in the passage are:

“Let them sing serenades under the balcony,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh, like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.”

Presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask the five men who love the birthday girl the most to come out (they come out, everyone is given a serial number for the performance and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; children's Panama hat - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; "airfield" cap " - No. 5).

Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, playing the song and your hat .

Dance entertainment. Rainbow dancing.

Presenter: I don’t know if I’ll be able to dance until the morning, but until the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. I ask everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her much happiness - to take to the dance floor. (distributes balloons of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I invite everyone to remember once again that our life is full of bright colors and events, we just need to see them in time. Now there will be cuts from songs about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the ball that is in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balls to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then, let's go.

Rainbow dancing sounds.

(cuts from songs about different colors are glued together and sound non-stop)

The further program continues in free style.

Dancing.

TO script "Rainbow of Life"

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

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Good wishes from the magic chicken

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

First and last name.
Age: in the prime of life.
Pulse: cannot be measured.
Blood type: many red cells.
Heart rate: happy.
Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have many individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on their birthday.

An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing scenes for a woman’s anniversary, you need to pay special attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour it to the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.

Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: Recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:

more assets;
less negativity;
take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

After this, she approaches the edge of the stage (or festive table) and, with a calm look, pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all her might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.

No. 4 – “Babe”

Characters: presenter, baby. For the role of a baby doll, it is better to take a plump man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).

I'm a tiny girl

I don't sit still

(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,

I appreciate it the most!

Everyone calls me baby

But everyone sees for themselves:

My big belly

You can see it here and there!

In your favorite children's dress

I came to you for the holiday,

To the beautiful birthday girl

I have some surprises in store.

They are sitting beautiful

Among your guests!

Very tasty for this

The candy will be for her!

The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.

No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”

Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with a comic prediction for each toy; if possible, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes for, without forgetting about the hero of the occasion.

Today to each of you

I will predict a simple fate.

I'll find the solution quickly

Taking one look at the essence.

Take an egg each

Forgetting about your age and position!

Let what's hiding below

No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”

Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.

To cheer everyone up,

You should sing a little.

Kohl arrived for the anniversary,

Drink a glass quickly!

Giving a little happiness,

Take the swallow pose.

And with deep respect,

Make a short toast!

You, my friend, got the right

Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!

Give a compliment

To the hero of the day from the heart.

Our birthday girl

Just a fairy tale - top class!

Come to her quickly

And hug me tightly.

Kiss the hero of the day,

Just don't hurt!

Well, my friend, come on,

Tell me a joke.

When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.

An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.