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Comic scenes with dressing up for the New Year. Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women

Birthday is the most important, dear, and it is your holiday, when all attention is focused only on you, when you receive many gifts and congratulations. Sometimes you want this day to last forever, or at least to be remembered for a long time. And in order to make this day unforgettable, you can act out funny scenes with meaning for the birthday boy, which will certainly remain in his memory for a long time. Such congratulations are suitable for any age; it will always be interesting and pleasant for the hero of the occasion.

Original skits for any birthday person

In order for your congratulation to be remembered by the birthday boy, in order to move away from the standard presentation of a gift and a couple of parting words, it is better to prepare an interesting scene that will be more pleasant than many gifts.

Scene The Cleaning Lady.

This skit involves two people: the presenter, the person who gives the speech of congratulations to the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady, who must interfere with the speaker. Clothes must match the role, i.e. The cleaning lady is dressed in an old shabby robe, with a scarf tied on her head, and rubber gloves on her hands. She should have a bucket with water and a rag, but not just one, the second bucket will be filled with streamers and pieces of colored paper. The scene begins when the birthday boy and the congratulatory person stand opposite each other, the second one begins to make his speech. Suddenly, a cleaning lady enters the hall with a bucket of water and quite seriously begins to wash the floor, muttering under her breath about how she’s tired of everyone walking around and dirtying the floor, but she tries, cleans, and they’re watching here again, etc. The presenter and the birthday boy, of course, feel awkward and ask the cleaning lady to leave while the hall is occupied by them. She begins to be indignant, but then she still agrees. She takes her bucket, puts it behind the curtain, takes off her gloves and says that she will leave now, just pour out the water, takes the bucket out from behind the curtain, naturally not with water, but with confetti, and pours it on the birthday boy. This is very unexpected, causes a lot of emotions, and is very funny at the end, when the hero of the occasion and the guests understand that this is a scene specially performed for him. After this, the presenter gives his gift.

This type of congratulations is very original and interesting., and perhaps other guests will also want to show themselves somehow and act out another comic congratulation, thereby setting the rhythm of the entire celebration. But the scenes do not have to be unexpected; they can involve the direct participation of the birthday boy.

Scene Focus

This scene involves 4 characters in the person of an illusionist, his assistant, a rabbit and a bird. Costumes can be made as simple as possible: ears and a tail for the rabbit, wings for the bird, a cloak for the magician himself, and something shiny for the assistant. The props you need are a table, a box and a saw. The skit begins with the words of the presenter, which is specifically to congratulate the birthday boy, a foreign illusionist arrived to us with his assistant. They go out and put the box on the table.

Assistant:- Hello, dear guests, I would like to introduce you to the most popular illusionist Mr. Magus, who will show you his best trick.

He bows and smiles at the guests.

Assistant:- Mr. Magus speaks and understands Russian very poorly, so I will comment on everything that happens here. We have come to you to show you the one and only performance.

He takes the birthday boy’s watch and puts it in a box. The illusionist begins to cast a big spell, waves his hands, but nothing happens, he repeats everything, but again fails.

Assistant:- Sorry, a little trouble, everything will be fine now, Mr. Magus is just worried. Were the watches expensive? It’s a pity for them, I guess, right?

The illusionist continues his actions, but in vain.

Assistant (with a wide smile): - A little more, maybe the birthday boy wants to help us?

The birthday boy is invited and asked to try casting a spell. He says a rabbit runs into the hall and starts doing strange dances, and when finished, runs away.

Assistant:- Wow, you are talented, this is the most difficult trick that even Mr. Magus does not always succeed, maybe you can do something else?

The birthday boy says the spell again, plays music, a bird flies in, circles around the hall and flies away.

Assistant:- Loud applause to our most talented hero of the occasion, and now, dear friend, take a seat, and Mr. Magus will try to save your watch.

The magician performs a spell and finally takes out a large wall clock from the box - a gift for the birthday boy, and, of course, returns the item he took.

Assistant:- Happy birthday! We wish you more pleasant surprises!

Presenter (takes out the saw):- And now, dear friends, a dangerous trick awaits you - sawing the assistant in half.

The assistant runs out of the hall screaming, Mr. Magus behind her.

This scene will perfectly lift the spirits of both the birthday boy and the guests.

In addition to general scenes, there are also those specifically aimed at certain people: men, women, children, grandmothers, mothers.

Scenes for a specific person

Of course, congratulating a man is different from congratulating a woman, and in the skits this is especially taken into account.

Congratulations for a man “Technical inspection”

This is a great idea to congratulate a man. To participate in the scene you will need an angry and strict traffic inspector and his assistant. The hero of the occasion stands in the center, and they begin to examine him from head to toe, commenting on everything.

Traffic inspector:- Good day! Inspector Kopeikin. Can I have your documents?

The birthday boy gives a piece of paper, the inspector begins the technical inspection.

Inspector:- So, model (passport data), (year of birth), year of manufacture, mileage (age).

Assistant (touches pulse):— the engine is in full readiness, there is no malfunction, it’s probably a matter of high-quality fuel.

Inspector (looks into eyes):— the headlights work, the high beam is normal.

Assistant (feels muscles):— the load capacity is normal, even exceeds the norm.

Inspector (examines the lower back):— The exhaust works, hydrogen sulfide is normal.

Assistant (looks at feet):— the brakes are not dangerous, they are activated in a timely manner.

Inspector:- Everything is fine, congratulations, good luck!

After the examination there is a toast to the health of the birthday boy.

It will be especially interesting if the role of the inspector is played by a person who actually works in this field.

For women, you can also play an interesting scene that will please everyone and cheer up the birthday girl.

Sketch for a woman “Striptease”

To participate in this scene you will need a man without complexes. He puts on a lot of clothes in advance, including several shorts, T-shirts, and socks. The song must be appropriate for striptease. The woman is given this gift, she is, of course, shocked, because striptease is such an intimate gift. The man starts dancing. When the outer clothing is removed, the fun begins: the dancer reaches his panties and begins to slowly pull them off, the birthday girl is waiting for a surprise, but there are also panties, etc. When there are only panties left, the stripper stops, and his body is covered with congratulations and wishes.

Congratulations in skits can be presented to anyone, and it will be especially interesting for children who love different games and are ready to participate in them with pleasure.

Catch the Joy

For children, any pleasant little thing is great happiness, and this is what the sketch is dedicated to. The presenter prepared in advance one hundred pieces of paper, where the children's joys of life that a child can dream about are written.

Leading:— Small and pleasant joys happen in our lives. We dream a lot, but, unfortunately, not everything comes true. Now you have to decide your own destiny. We wish you a hundred little joys, and how many you can catch is up to you.

All the pieces of paper are poured out of the bag onto the child from above. His task is to capture as many joys as possible. After this, the child reads out what he finally got his hands on. On pieces of paper you can write any little things that children dream about, for example:

Tomorrow they will buy you a gift
You'll get an A soon
Mom will buy you chocolate
You will meet a new friend
Etc.

Mom will be very pleased with congratulations from the children in the form of a skit, she will rejoice at their creative abilities, and most importantly, she will be happy that the children paid so much attention to her.

A scene for mom

2 people participate, they will play the roles of mother and son. Mom tries to wake up her son in the morning, but she can’t.

Mother:- Son, wake up, you don’t want to be late for school.

Son:“I won’t, I don’t want to get up, Sidorov will pester me again.”

Mother:- Well, dear, that’s not how things are done, you won’t make it in time for the start of the lesson.

Son:- No, Samoilov will throw a rag at me again.

Mother:- Son, get up, it’s already a lot of time, stop being capricious.

Son:“I won’t go anywhere, I won’t go to school, in case Petrov throws a stone at me again.”

Mother:- My dear son, you must go to school, because you are the director.

This phrase is followed by congratulations from the children:

- Our dear mother, we wish you strength for your not always obedient and capricious children, patience in raising, and health, so that you can always wake up your child on time, no matter how old he is. We will always need you. Happy birthday!

Any grandmother is also a mother, she will also be glad if her grandchildren congratulate her in some special, original way, gifts are not important to her, the main thing for her is attention.

A scene for grandma

This scene requires 2 participants: grandmother and granddaughter Masha. The grandmother sits and knits socks, and her granddaughter torments her with questions.

Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person have 2 eyes and not one?

Grandmother:— Mashenka, 2 eyes are needed so that you can see more, learn more.

Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person need 2 ears?

Grandmother:“And this, granddaughter, is so that you can hear more, so that you can distinguish more sounds.”

Granddaughter:- Why does a person have 2 legs and 2 arms?

Grandmother:- Well, it’s quite simple, so that you can do more things in life and go around more roads.

Granddaughter:- Why then do we only have one nose and one tongue?

Grandmother:- Yes, so that you talk less and don’t poke your nose anywhere.

- Dear grandmother, we congratulate you on your birthday, we wish you patience with your beloved grandchildren, and a long life to always be with us.

Congratulations in the form of a scene will please anyone, because the main thing is not the gift, but attention, which is sometimes so lacking.

How are you going to wish happy birthday? Read poems from a postcard? Is this interesting? No, it's very boring and banal. We need to arrange something new and something that will make everyone laugh and have fun. More precisely, show original birthday greetings in the form of a skit. And then all the guests, and the birthday boy, will be holding their bellies laughing. Watch the skits and decide whether they suit you or not.

Scene 1.
For this scene, it is best to find a woman unfamiliar to the birthday boy. She will play the role of a cleaning lady. It all goes something like this:
At some point, a friend stands up and asks the birthday boy to stand up. The birthday boy approaches his friend to congratulate him. The friend begins his congratulatory speech and then the cleaning lady enters the room. She has a bucket of water and a mop in her hands. She starts scrubbing the floors and talking loudly. Her example speech:
- I’m so tired of all this! They are just celebrating here, and I have to clean up after them. And by the way, I am a scientist! I have diplomas from Brezhnev himself! And they only come here to drink vodka. Oh, I wish I could douse them with water from a bucket!

While the cleaning lady is saying her curses and indignations, the friend is trying to smooth things over and invites the cleaning lady to leave so as not to disturb them from celebrating. He even helps her carry out a bucket of water. The cleaning lady leaves, and the friend returns back to the birthday boy. At this moment, the cleaning lady runs into the hall screaming again with the same bucket and shouting:
- but I’ll still pour water on you!

A friend hides behind the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady pours the contents of the bucket on the birthday boy! Everyone is scared and alarmed, but... there is no water in the bucket. And the confetti! It’s just that when a friend showed the cleaning lady out the door, she changed the buckets.
This is such an unusual congratulation.

Scene 2.
For the second scene you need to dress up two guests as Chinese. Their role is simple - to go out and play the Chinese. It's simple, but if you can dress it up and play it, everyone will laugh until they drop.
And here is the scene itself:

Scene 3.
The scene is called the hunter and the hares.
A hunter on skis enters the hall. He is tired, a gun weighs on his shoulder.
Hunter:
Is it your birthday?
I have a gift!
I chased him for a long time,
Very exhausted!
I'll wet your neck
And I’ll give you a gift!
(they bring a glass to the hunter, he drinks)
And my gift is simple,
He is long-eared and furry!
Hares, come out!
Dance for the birthday girl!

Guests come out dressed in bunny costumes. They dance and sing a song to the tune - But we don’t care, even though we are afraid of the wolf and the fox!

We also have skits that will amuse your guests and make your holiday more joyful.
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In the modern world, people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. It doesn’t take much time to come up with an interesting scenario; all you need to do is find cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

First and last name.
Age: in the prime of life.
Pulse: cannot be measured.
Blood type: many red cells.
Heart rate: happy.
Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have many individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on their birthday.

A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughs, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, funny, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in the memory for a long time.

Who should you wear to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film characters, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that we often encounter in life, and even in our little brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their conclusions. So they can be the heroes of festive costumed congratulations.

Where can I get the props? Rummage through closets and chests, contact the costume department of the theater or House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just give a congratulatory speech suitable for the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.

We offer several sample congratulatory speeches by well-known characters.

They will be appropriate at a gala meeting, at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.

Gypsy (gypsy camp)

In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking her shock of resin hair, will perform, languidly looking into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, to us!” Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!” For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend watching, for example, the film “Cruel Romance.”

But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune telling? Examining the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the fallen cards, no matter what the mysterious guest sees, she must predict only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of a dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.

The gypsy should end her congratulations no less effectively than she began. You can’t do without “gypsy girl” as a final chord.

Policeman
An inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (for the duration of the anniversary, the abbreviation GAI will stand for this) foreman, say, Pokhmelkin, can fine those gathered for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the hero of the day’s wife an indefinite license to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.

The brave law enforcement officer will not ignore the guests - he can instruct them on the correct way to honor the hero of the day by raising anniversary toasts in a friendly manner.

Firefighter

The stern fire inspector Captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another “flammable” surname) will come to the anniversary out of duty.

He will inform those gathered about the increased risk of fire in the room where the celebration is being celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.

The captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne as fire extinguishers, which he can immediately present to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform for the hero of the day the song “Let them run clumsily...” or another a piece of music appropriate to the moment.

Emergency doctors

The ambulance team, which quickly rushed into the anniversary at someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those gathered. Since the visiting doctors are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or his smile, or slightly applying a stethoscope to the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questioning and analysis, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

Doctors can give anyone who evades a medical examination an exam on their knowledge of medical terms. Based on the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between whom competitions are held to best bandage the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandage the hands (in the case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, carrying out general disinfection (ingesting strong drinks).

Little Red Riding Hood

At the beginning of her appearance at her grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale will, of course, perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered for the occasion.

Then the guest will give a short quiz. She asks her grandfather or grandmother questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why are your eyes so big?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is this to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that it doesn’t smell like wine!”; “Why are you so old?” - “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one will guess that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again!” etc.

From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely take out a pot of butter (possibly with sour cream, etc.) and several pies to tell fortunes for the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, he will spend the summer at the dacha, with raisins in the Caucasus, with rice in China. If he takes out a pie with meat, it means he will go hunting, with fish - for fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.

Two heroes

Two heroes in helmets, capes, and swords ride into the hall where the anniversary is being celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and in the classical painting there are more, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it’s a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant daring and heroic strength.

What challenges await the hero of the day? This depends on his physical form, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing is that the hero of the day must be at his best. Possible test options: arm wrestling (an arm-wrestling match performed at a table), lifting a chair by the tip of a leg, shooting at targets with a toy bow or crossbow, inflating a balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor”, who promised to turn the earth over, but failed. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag of garden soil.

The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests by pouring libations from cups - containers worthy of mighty men, and then they solemnly present the hero of the day with a wooden horse, a hero’s helmet, a toy sword and that very “inverted earth”, which the hero of the day will still need at the dacha or when choosing a route for travel. .

Guests from the Caucasus

The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of aksakals can be successfully played by good people of any age if they are given lush mustaches, hats or large hats called aerodrome caps are put on their heads, and a dagger is stuck into each person’s belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.

A toast could be, for example, like this: “When the queen wanted to find a husband, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first horseman left his chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just normal? To Kuru!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? - the people ask.
- Fine! - the queen answers.
- Only good?! To Kuru!
It’s the third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So to Kuru!
- For what? - the horseman begged.
- And for the company!
So let’s drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day has gathered at this table!”

If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts should be made at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.

The first performance of the mountaineers can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.

Carlson, who lives on the roof

The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is also a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having flown to the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Baby has grown - so he will be, on Joy to everyone, naming the hero of the day.

Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “fill” the Kid with jam from a jar, which this time he took with him for a special occasion.

Then the prankster will offer to play a little prank. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will begin to calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, an everyday matter.

Having frolicked, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic Congratulations”) and, having refueled with some kind of fuel from the festive table, with a feeling of duty well done, he will go to his little house on the roof...

Postman Pechkin

Our dear postman Pechkin, of course, will bring the hero of the day a parcel from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashin, a photo gun, as well as gardener’s or photographer’s reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will arrive from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Posters-Telegrams” section.

But first, the pedantic postman will demand identification documents from the hero of the day. In the section “Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests” we provided samples of some of them, and it’s good if they are presented before Pechkin’s arrival, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashin...
What follows are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but fairly detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them for production, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing consistency in the actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, the guests will forgive you for this. But if the wrong phonogram plays or your partner delivers a line that is not according to the script and gets embarrassed, this can significantly spoil the impression of your performance, which was so well planned. So, go for it!

Congratulations to a worker and a collective farmer

Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up V. Mukhina’s sculpture “Worker and Collective Farm Woman” - the trademark of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, of course, the cut glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about this. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture... Probably because cut glasses have become familiar in every home, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.

So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with strong gait, holding their tools of labor in their upward-pointing hands - a sickle and a hammer.

He: They pulled us off the pedestal... Should we raise virgin soil?
She: We were invited to the holiday!
He: What is it like to perform?
She: No, just stand there.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those ideas?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
Him: Where do children come from? Mukhina, the prankster, Turned us to face each other not, but...
She: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed that myself.
She: And what kind of family should it be, the relatives are worried.
Him: Like what? Ordinary! Having many children, working! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do the heroes give flowers?
Him: There is no money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer and sickle!
She: How unromantic it is with you! I wish I could go to France! I would look great there in a mini set!

(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work robe, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she makes a few rumba-style dance moves and turns to the worker again.)

She: Honey, I seem to look just like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe I should star in a film?

(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)

He: Me too, Emmanuelle! She flew away and dreamed!

(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)

Him: Stop living in the clouds! They dragged us off the pedestal to stand in the decorations!
She: No, no, pipes! Once they stole it, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the hero of the day!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, is it only us who speak stone-tonguedly?
She: Maybe I’m tongue-tied, maybe I’m simple-minded, but I can’t remain silent on a holiday! I wish the hero of the day...
He: So that the birds don’t bother me, so that the vandals don’t write swear words,
She: I wish there was a roof on top, mice on the bottom and no smoke on the head from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause ring! May you work for two hundred years without restoration!

A worker and a collective farmer woman, accompanied by the “March,” approach the hero of the day, present him with a hammer and sickle, and solemnly leave.

Congratulating the cow Milka or removing the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day

This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those localities where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may be appropriate.

To the song “You not only ate flowers...” the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly wagging her tail.

Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you doing! I asked you not to start without m-me! I apologize for the m-minimal delay, m-milk, you know, I was handing over... but now can I m-address a few words to the m-young hero of the day?

(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)

Milka: Well, what are you doing? I could have prepared better if I had known about the holiday even earlier. I wouldn’t have come alone then, you have a lot of us, don’t you, naughty girl? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!

(Milka does not expect mercy from the confused hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day tightly.)

Milka: Oh, what sweet m-flour this is! Darling, do you remember how it all happened the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together?! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you were so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but everything happened just m-instantly! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or is it better not to? Well, that's right! M-they will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! Anyway, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my darling! I would like to hear from you about this mmmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, out of the blue the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give it to you... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do a dance starting with the letter "m"! No, not a mazurka. And not the macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform tango! Why on "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!

(Milka stands up with the hero of the day, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)

Milka: Wait a minute! I can't do that! I still need to do something, especially for my friends, so they know! And then everyone goes on and on: “He’s no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, I prepared it especially for you!

(Milka puts small horns on an elastic band on the hero of the day.)

Milka: Now everything is in order. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don’t worry, this is a dummy, although they look like the real thing. Now - m-music!

(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops sounding, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)

Milka: You're just a m-mustang! He almost made poor Milka faint! Mmm. Take this off, otherwise you’ll get used to it. (Takes off his horns.) Wait just a minute! I still went to the anniversary...

(Milka points to the can.)

Milka: I give you my favorite drink starting with the letter “m” - no, you didn’t guess, not milk, but nutmeg! When you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: ice cream for everyone! Oh, what a m-man! What a pity that it’s time for milking... Happy anniversary! Happy holiday! Goodbye, my m-macho!

Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, blowing kisses.

Verka Serduchka's show

Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! Come to me quickly! Now I’ll sing a sad song about love... New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne!.. What? What are you talking about? Isn't it New Year's Eve? And what kind? Anniversary? And what’s more, it’s not night, but evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! It's all this, what's his name... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest is falling, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, quickly! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it’s not New Year’s Eve? And then, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!

(Verka Serduchka performs a verse, and maybe the entire song “Gorilka”.)

Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently need some vodka to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don’t look like that, the lady might get embarrassed! (Drinks a glass.) Oh, it’s bitter, girls, it’s bitter! Why doesn’t anyone shout “bitterly”? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! Well, who are we drinking for? Oh, and this is the hero of the day? What prince, what prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (He goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a missing prince! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also okay. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, sit, sit! Probably a lot has happened already? I know what you mean! I myself am an aged woman... I won’t say at what age. So have you already been congratulated? Why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (Kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, it is clearly visible that the person is congratulated. What did you give? Don't know yet? Are they all wrapped up? Well what are you doing! It should be unfolded immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you'll get upset. You'll watch one tomorrow. Let me give you something without any wrapping at all, so you can immediately see what kind of gift it is. Marvel! I take the candy, remove the wrapper and give it to you, so that life is sweet! And so as not to be cloyingly sweet:.. Oh, girls, where is my purse? Oh, here he is! Here is a special, anniversary, safe vodka for the health of the hero of the day from my reticule!

(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)

I see that you are already feeling well today. And tomorrow... You will taste this divine drink... And again everything will be fine!

Verka Serduchka performs the song “Everything will be fine,” involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the guest’s vocal abilities leave much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to a soundtrack.

Congratulations from the circus

To the background music for the program “In the Animal World,” two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other in the form of a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.

Trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows dramatically, almost putting his head between his legs and moving his arms back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now greet the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, you wanted to say something to the hero of the day, right?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, speak up, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey screams and beats his chest with his fists and lets out a Tarzan scream.)

(The monkey screams and jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ...met with the news...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture indicating “drink.”)
Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey makes Tarzan's scream again.)
Trainer: The faction of chimpanzees and gorillas of our zoo...
(The monkey “tears his vest on his chest.”)
Trainer: ...with all my heart I wish you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is the husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps up, leaning on the trainer’s shoulders.)
Trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes a wallet from the trainer’s pocket and puts a leaf of greenery or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey takes out a pack of cigarettes from the trainer’s other pocket, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples it.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to look for the insect trainer in his head.)
Trainer: And also complete immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the trainer’s arms.)
Trainer: May your children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back)
Trainer: ...and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: And of course, it’s fun to celebrate the anniversary...
(The monkey takes out a bunch of bananas stored nearby and takes it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why do the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...and invite you to spend a vacation in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping his hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on your anniversary and join in all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!

The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger to the trainer at the window and, while he listens attentively and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.

Nostalgic show

This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words are not heard in it either in poetry, or in prose, or in the song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has a right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.

In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered closet or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary. That's why
if such things are taken out from the far corners, washed or cleaned and ironed,
if among those invited to the banquet you find in advance people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the show host not only describes what the model looks like, its design features, but also tells how old it is and introduces guests to the history of this thing,
if the show of each model is accompanied by music from the years in which it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about this in advance,

then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show necessarily include wedding dresses and “lady” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothing, shoes and accessories, at such a show you can demonstrate sports equipment and travel equipment: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by the presenter’s oral history, but also by the display of photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of the item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).

Star Parade

Collective congratulations
Dear... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's have a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Walking in step, guests enter the hall with images of the planets of the solar system on their chests. They pronounce a chant in chorus.)

Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look through the windows.
We have become brighter from the sun.
They shone, sparkled,
Here everyone appears before you.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of our star, creation.
Without her we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
We have a demand for sunshine.

“Planets” perform a song based on the tune of A. Pakhmutova “Nadezhda”

Performance by nesting dolls

Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your hands.
Come to us for our anniversary
The nesting dolls have arrived.
Wooden spoons, rosy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Matryoshka dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
First bagel - get to work!
The second - that mom gave birth!
Third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth is for success, which is present, but not for everyone.
The fifth donut is for the lyceum!
And the sixth is for the anniversary!
Don’t lose our gift, wear it for everyone on the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. The bagels are presented to the hero of the day.)
Matryoshka dolls: The moment has come to give our musical present.
(Playing with spoons.)
Presenter: The month is already looking out the window, the nesting dolls have started dancing.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness the horses, lads” is played. The dolls invite guests to dance.)

Congratulations to the sea turtles

Host: Dear guests!
Admire: aren’t these cuties? Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)

Congratulations to Grandma Bee

Presenter: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day and brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandma Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy. Take it one spoon at a time, rub it in a little. You will be as healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, bite my tongue! In general, don’t hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives the hero of the day honey).
Grandma Bee: Today we will collect nectar for our guests with bees.
Host: Absolutely right, Grandma Bee! The more flowers your Bees collect from the tables, the tastier and more aromatic their nectar will be.
Host: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. The winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", the other two - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Host: Now go around to all the guests and treat them to your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour “Nectar” to guests. Presentation of prizes.)

Toast
Let's drink to the fact that we have tasted this “Nectar” so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.

Congratulations from the cooks

Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the Ugar company brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Cook: So that you can be as affectionate as a “pussy,” eat a dish called “sausage.”
First Cook: To keep the whole family healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Presenter: First-class chefs offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Liliya Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The cooks bow.)
Host: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from the cold.
(The soundtrack “Happy Birthday” plays. A girl in a cake costume is brought out, hidden from the view of the audience by a blanket.)
Host: Dear guests!
Let's say "1, 2, 3" to everyone who is there - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(The guests shout. The cooks open the “cake.”)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
She will be a partner in the dance.
Guests, please support the couple,
Give applause.
(Dance of the hero of the day with “Cake”.)
And now it’s time to bring out the real anniversary cake.
(Phonogram “Happy birthdgy”. The waiters bring out a cake with candles.)
Presenter: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And let's say loudly to the hero of the day
All in unison, in chorus: “Congratulations!”
(The guests shout.)
So that good luck awaits you along the way, and this evening will be joyful,
We will also ask you to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone to cake. Tea party.)

Congratulations to the chickens

Presenter: A squad of chickens has arrived to you,
Lined up right in a row.
Even though they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking with participants.)
Host: They say: “We’ll lay a difficult egg,
Let there be one, but it’s golden.
Look carefully, gentlemen,
For them to do this is two times two!
(Chicks stand in pairs and try to “lay” an egg from the nest.)
Host: I see that they succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
They probably lay somewhere for a long time,
That's why they turned so purple.
Fine! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will act out.
And now our poultry yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
I will dance a bright dance with you,
Well, I’ll give you gifts.
(Dance “Chick-chick”.)
Presenter: You all worked so hard in dance,
That the eggs turned into a “kinder surprise”. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presentation of “kinder surprises”.)

Congratulations from the Bees

Presenter: Our bees as a gift to Rose
They went out to collect nectar.
They deftly use their proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Without wasting time,
They conjure nectar there.
It is the basis for the drink.
Now the mead is ready.
It is presented to Rose
They ask to drink together with the guests.
(Two guests dressed in Bee costumes, using a straw in their mouth, collect food from the table. Having “conjured” the “nectar”, they present Rose with a drink.)

Congratulations from the hares

Host: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means intense and long work, which often lasts until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” plays. Guests dressed in hare costumes run out and perform a song.)

Song
In the dark blue forest,
Where the aspen trees dance,
Where from the witch oaks
The leaves are flying around,
There is grass in the clearing
Hares mowed at midnight
And at the same time they sang
Strange words.

Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the Owl,
We have a case:
At the most terrible hour
We mow the grass.

Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!
(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you to always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.

Congratulations from Izbushka and Domovoy

riding: Beyond the mountains, beyond the valleys,
Behind the wide forests,
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in one village.
That hut is not easy,
And it's so wide.
She gives out gifts
To those who go to dance with her.
(Music sounds. “Izbushka” runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised me,
She danced so much, she acted so strangely.
What's going on in the hut?
People marvel at miracles.
There is even: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Brownie comes out.)
He did this
He killed all the cows at once.
Help me raise them
So that they can moo again.
Who can do the job faster?
He will receive sweet Milky Way.
(Game. Participants’ task: to inflate rubber toys in the shape of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Presenter: Brownie collected zucchini on the ridge,
I only slightly cut his side,
After thinking a little, I decided to quickly
Prepare a surprise for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?

Toast: To the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a zucchini.)
Host: After a glass of this
The dance needs a groovy dance.

Congratulations from Grandmothers

Host: Dear guests!
(Two women in 50s costumes come out.)
Grandma 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young lady, don’t rush, let us congratulate you.
Grandma 2: We didn’t sleep the whole night, writing congratulations.
Grandma 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, hit the note “A” quickly!
(Music. Grandmothers sing ditties.)

Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

We don't need a pound of flour,
We don't need sieves
We'll see you on the screen
And we're full for a week.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's beautiful, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give gifts.)

Grandma 2: Here is a gift from us -
Country Russian kvass.
It's only Yakubovich
He takes vodka in reserve.
Well, what about you on your anniversary?
Treat your friends to it.
If you don't have enough kvass,
There is no big problem in this -
Just add water!
(They give Pervach kvass.)
Grandma 1: We’re also giving you a vest.
Grandma 2: There is no better thing for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandma 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything turned out as expected.
Grandma 2: So, maybe with you alone
Shall we continue the celebration?
Grandma 1: So that we can decide on this,
We need to learn a little.
Grandma 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a master at announcing.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has changed.
I sincerely congratulate you today
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations from the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 60s.)
Grandma 1: Comrades - citizens!
We now
To be continued
Congratulatory part.
Grandma 2: Look at the fifth row,
The military are sitting there.
They ironed their uniforms...
Grandma 1: And the cockades are so shiny!
Grandma 2: You can even go to the taiga for these,
Even in cold weather, even in a snowstorm.
Men in military uniform
I can't refuse.
Grandma 1: I announce your exit.
Please go on stage!
Grandma 2: March!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandma 1: Isolde, I think I’m here now according to the regulations
He has the right to congratulate the head.
Grandma 2: Glafira, who are you talking about?
Grandma 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the military commissar.)
Grandma 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandma 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniform.
It’s too early to invite them on stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are security guys.
(Congratulations from private security.)
Grandma 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandma 1: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be here just right.
Grandma 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandma 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So, the first riddle:
If husbands are sleepy
Complete strangers whisper
Female names
So, I've come...
Grandma 2: Spring!
Grandma 1: It’s not spring at all.
So, Khan came to them,
Because my wife is not sleeping.
Grandma 2: Now it’s my turn! I'm making a wish!
Grandma 1: Your riddle is also stupid.
Grandma 2: No need! I continue:
If you guys
Finances are in trouble
And the door opened on its own,
So I came...
Grandma 1: Spring! (Covers his mouth with his hand.)
Grandma 2: It’s not spring at all.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandma 2: That's it! We remove the riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandma 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Congratulations to the godfather.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandma 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by a representative of the tax office.)
Grandma 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all from culture.
Grandma 2: Yes, they really know their worth,
Grandma 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandma 2: Did you turn on the TV yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandma 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
“Jumble” - wow!
In the film collection "Jumble"
We are passionately in love.
As I watch it, I laugh until I cry,
Grandma 2: And I’m shaking.
Grandma 1: There is no better happiness than movies,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandma 2: If there were three lives, they would give everything
For the intricate plot.
(The lights go out. A film about the hero of the day is shown at a television studio.)
Grandma 1: Who's next for us?
Grandma 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Jubilee: ... (Name of local newspaper.)
Grandma 2: If we have a holiday here,
Some of them are here.
Grandma 1: What row are they on?
Grandma 2: I’ll go to the hall, I’ll find them there.
(The editorial team of the local newspaper is brought out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandma 2: Glafira, I just saw
The ambulance was approaching us.
Haven't you ever gotten sick?
Grandma 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes God be with you!
Doctors don't have coats,
And here they come -
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations from the doctors.)
Grandma 2: ... (mayor's middle name)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandma 1: Hey, Isolde,
I'll ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: I'll tell you what:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandma 1: You go, I’ll have a pill
This is desperately needed
There are so many congratulations here -
They make your head spin.
Oh!
(He faints. The young men carry away Grandma 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandma 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And he’s handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very aligant.
Just now they and... (the name of one of the famous representatives of the regional Duma or government) were walking,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls the floor now,
They have everything ready a long time ago.
(Speech by teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes from the 70s.)
Grandma 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
May the devils take her.
With such a leading program
You won't end up embarrassed:
No concert to be held
Not to weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the educational institution,
Let them teach her wisdom
And with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandma 1: Hero of the day, please stand up
And meet your guests.
(Congratulations to the directors of the city’s educational institutions.)
Grandma 2: To you in different limousines
The male directors arrived,
Their boots are polished,
Bowties and ties
Here they are hurrying here...
Grandma 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations to the directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandma 2: About our friend’s anniversary
The whole neighborhood heard it.
Grandma 1: Here are the commercial magnates,
Yes, how rich they are.
And on everyone's chest
Le Monti tie.
Grandma 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very pretty girl.
Those men are with her
Sending greetings to you on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to businessmen.)
Grandma 1: I haven’t seen anywhere
OVDe men are sitting.
These nice guys
Famous in the city.
Grandma 2: Is they headed by... ("last name of the head of the police department")?
Well, let them congratulate you too!
(Congratulations from the Department of Internal Affairs.)
Grandma 1: Something, Isolde, I’m tired.
It wouldn't hurt for us to rest.
Here's a girl coming towards us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandma 2: Hero of the day, be generous,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Give us a hint about this.
Grandma 1: You live to be a hundred years old,
To pour goodness and light into the masses.
(To the audience): We're leaving the stage
Bye then!
Grandma 2: Good bye! Hello!
(The grandmothers leave the stage.)

Congratulations from the Dwarves

Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your closest relatives.
(Seven relatives dress up in gnome costumes. To a light melody, they perform the movements of the “Letka-enka” dance and perform for the guests in age order. The “eldest gnome” himself has in his hands a painted large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, covered with a gold gift packaging.)
7th gnome: In the thicket of the forest
Kamyshlovsky pine forest
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd gnome (represents the first):
The eldest is the wisest gnome,
He cares about
To have tools
The brothers at the right moments.
3rd gnome (represents the second):
The smaller brother is a serious gnome,
Busy and funny.
4th Dwarf (represents the third):
The third gnome is the merry fellow,
He'll make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (represents the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer,
A finder of various treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth gnome is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth gnome is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th gnome: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th gnome: How much gold was found?
They brought everything with them.
(They show “gold” - a gift the size of half a sheet of Whatman paper in gift wrapping.)
7th gnome: There is a mystery here for the hero of the day.
What's there?.. - It's chocolate!
(They remove the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of an Alpen Gold chocolate bar, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th gnome: “Alpen Gold” is its name,
Our hands are the efforts.
7th gnome: The hero of the day, look,
There are exactly three fillings here.
(They turn the wrapper over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th gnome: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be glad to receive it.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(They hand over an envelope.)
2nd family: We are happy to give you chocolate with raisins,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(They hand over an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut for you,
May you always be strong
And then your nature,
The years will not matter!
(They hand over an envelope.)
5th gnome: We invite everyone to pour,
To wash the gifts.
(Guests fill the glass, the “gnomes” join them.)

Congratulations to the Angels

Presenter: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have congratulatory leaves in our hands.
(Open the scrolls and read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Happy anniversary,
We are protected as before.
First angel: Let's save you from various troubles
Fast forward another hundred years.
Second Angel: Popular rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
I'll have to show it for you
All their hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)

Song
On this birthday
Meet the groovy duet,
Your mood
The hour will rise in an instant.
On the anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along the words to us.

Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah...
We wish from the bottom of our hearts - yeah, yeah...
Personal, boundless happiness... Yes, yes, yes!

(Chorus repeated twice.)

Congratulations from the Hunter and the Hares

Host: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will be convinced that the birthday girl was born under the zodiac sign “Sagittarius”. Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, wearing a hat with earflaps, and a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
It’s obvious right away that you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I was late for the holiday
I chose all the gifts,
So that I can achieve my goal,
I had to hunt for game.
Here I brought some bunnies,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests run out, dressed in hare costumes, and sing a song.)

Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not to sit at the table again:
On your birthday we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing about it from the heart and in the mood...

Chorus:
And we don't care, but we don't care,
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We have known for a long time, it’s the way it is.
Your birthday should be good.

We don’t come to visit you for dinner at all,
We managed to recognize the generosity of a kind soul,
That's why we need your birthday,
So that they can congratulate you and tell you...

Congratulations from the Stargazer

Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is placed on the table after the competition.)

Congratulations from the Pioneers

(A team of five people is given a package. They contain a tie and a cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to the guests of honor. (The “pioneers” enter.)
We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,

Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We came to you to learn from the elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
They have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend -
We came to congratulate you today!

We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt Taya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too.
(They sing a song.)
Song:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We, the pioneers, “want a glass.”
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours it for the “pioneers.”)
Presenter: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony for our hero of the day to join the pioneers.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations,
And instructions for life.
Promise us not to get sick,
Getting younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored,
Every day is easy to meet.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
Presenter: Do physical exercises
And in the garden digging in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite me to visit you more often.
Be ready!
Anniversary girl: Always ready!
(Drum roll, they tie a tie on the hero of the day.)

Congratulations from Punks

Presenter: Today, on this festive day, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(The losing team enters, dressed as punks, and reads rap lyrics.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth of soul and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday,
On your anniversary day of the year.

You look cool today
Just like your own
And your party is crowded,
After all, you are not alone here.

Let's have a great time
We are on this holiday,
Let's pour everyone a glass,
So that you are not too lazy to dance.
(The hostess treats the guests.)

In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.

For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.

Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:

Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
The table part, which is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).

The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.

You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.

If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions; in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal the diverse talents of those present, and this is ideal for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.

Dressing up scenes

Maya the bee

For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.

Anniversary with a star

Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontiev performing the beloved “traffic light” - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.

Call a doctor

This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis in their hands.

Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:

Age - at the very peak of female beauty;

Blood – everything here is unambiguous and unconditional – “blood and milk”;

Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;

Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;

Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;

Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;

The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;

Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;

Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a large dinner;

The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.

Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.

It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.

Cleaning assistant

This is another short but funny scene; a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.

In general, short skits are more suitable for a large company, as it will be possible to involve the maximum number of guests.

From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.

Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"

50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.

Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.

(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).

Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!

(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.

Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:

On the left cheek, then on the right,

In the right ear, then in the left.

And if your legs hurt, she will warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.

Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.

(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).

Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.

(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).

Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.

(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).

Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.

(go behind the curtain).

Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!

(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).

Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.

Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;

Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.

Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.

(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).

Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!

(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).

Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.

Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.

Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.

Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.

5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!

Inspector

This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.

The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. And which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.

The witnesses enter.

— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.

They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.

- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? – okay, okay, it’s not convenient to even confiscate it on a day like this. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.

— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.

— based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!

Friends, what difference does it make when an anniversary is 30 years old or 60 years old? The main thing is to create a festive mood and set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and the whole time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.

A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.