Good night funny. Funny good night wishes. Cool good night text messages

Cool Good night The messages are particularly popular. Your loved one, your beloved, being very far away at a particular moment, will feel your care, even if there are kilometers or cities between you - send them a goodnight SMS. You don’t need to painfully select especially gentle, funny good night messages for anyone. After all, a lot of texts and funny jokes have long been thought out for you - just copy and send the joke small text, funny good night SMS messages addressed to specific people. People dear to you will be pleased to receive kind, funny text messages just before going to bed. They will definitely remember them, and will be waiting all day for the next messages. Or maybe today before going to bed you will also receive pleasant and funny messages from your family.

Cool good night text messages

In your sleep, if you have a nightmare, crawl under the sofa. Don't be afraid, there are spiders there, but they are not enemies. You lie there until the morning, and I will come and save you! Good night!

Funny good night sms

Night has come, we need to rest. Go to bed early, otherwise tomorrow you will have to work again!!!

Cool good night sms

Close one eye, and then the other. After all, you are not one-eyed, I kiss you, good dreams.

Cool SMS wishes for good night

I wish you don’t fall out of bed at night and turn into a frog in your sleep!

Funny good night texts for your loved one

Sleep well this night, don’t play pranks without me, don’t go to the right or to the left!

Cool SMS good night to a friend

Good night! Sweet dreams! But don’t forget, the more you sleep, the less you live!

Cool good night sms for boyfriend

Do you know that you won't sleep tonight? ... until you kiss me and caress me.

Funny good night sms to friend

My friend, let this night be worthy: have fun, relax, just don’t spoil the baby!

Cool good night sms for boyfriend

I wish you to sleep sweetly, in your dreams you remember me, and you can sing a song quietly. Just don't snore!

Cool good night texts for a girl

Sleep, my swallow, sweet, sweet. Just be careful not to fall out of the nest.

Go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow, otherwise you will oversleep again and really upset someone tomorrow.

Funny SMS good night to your loved one

My beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!

Cool sms good night

The sun is going to bed, a cheerful dream will come soon, it will remind you of me. I wish you a good night, and send you a cheerful one!

Cool SMS poems good night

May everything be fine this night, and after sleep, may your face not be bruised!

Cool sms good night

Good night! Sweet dreams! But don’t forget, the more you sleep, the less you live!!!

Funny SMS good night to a girl

My dear, the night has already come... And you are not around! Where are you??? I'm going to cry like hell now!

The dead fox sleeps,
The strangled bird sleeps,
Headless hamster
Look how limp he is
Drowning in the stinking muck,
Mice sleep in an aquarium
Embryos sleep in a test tube,
The pharaohs are sleeping in Egypt,
And in the Moscow Mausoleum -
Lenin sleeps blissfully,
Having made a mistake once,
The sappers are sleeping at this hour,
A fly sleeps in a spider's web...
SLEEP!!! OTHERWISE I WILL HIT YOU WITH A PILLOW!!!

If you come to me in a dream, I'll be scared,
And if you come during the day, I’ll scream!
Come on, I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Because you know how much I love you.

Sleep, my dear, sleep, good one
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Bye-bye-bye-bye,
Sleep well, mother...

How are you probably already going to bed?
I ordered two bats to guard your sleep,
I asked the ghosts to sing you a lullaby and
persuaded Dracula to quietly kiss you near your neck.
Good night.

Good night, have a nice sleep.
I wish to see a goat and a donkey.
A goat until midnight, a donkey until the morning.
Good night, have a nice sleep.

Good night wishes on mobile

Sweet dreams to you baby, but no need to snore, listen!
Try not to kick the blanket over the horizon,
so that the bed doesn’t have to be repaired early in the morning,
so that the soft pillow does not lie on the floor,
so that you don’t have to look for torn pajamas in the corner! Good night!

I can’t fall asleep again, for hours,
until three in the morning, and all this because
that you, asshole, forgot to wish me good night.

It's easy to say: “Good night!
Wish you dreams until dawn.
But everyday and very simple
WITH serious look fall asleep.

Let the wishes be funny
Colored ones will send you into dreams.
But just don't lie against the wall,
So as not to knock your knees out in your sleep!

And don't snore like a sleepy bear
And don't roll around in bed too much.
Behave decently in your sleep
And you will see an unusual dream!

The knight rides and rides on a horse,
Sleep sweetly, my little monster.

Sleep peacefully,
Let the pillow be soft!
Let me dream about hemp.
Sleep tight until the morning!

Today I will come to you
I'll strip naked
and I'll spend the night with you
in bliss until the morning.
It's so good to be with you,
my favorite bed.

Sleep, my disgusting thing, sleep!
Bend your legs behind your neck,
Cover your ears with your heels,
What, it’s inconvenient, dear?

Night has come and silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

The night can be very different, someone snores, and someone suffers,
Someone teaches, someone eats, Someone drinks vodka with someone,
Who laughs, who shoots, Who remembers their loved ones.
Someone is texting... What are you doing, baby?

Sleep, my joy, bye-bye...
Grab the heel with your mouth...
Leg over shoulder forward...
You are a yogi in life now...

May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night!
Your animal!

It's night outside the window,
And the sun has not been seen for a long time.
May your dreams be happy,
Gain strength for tomorrow.

Good night for you
I wish with all my heart.
I will swim across all the seas,
After all, I really want to be with you!

Night and silence came,
The city is sleeping, and I fall asleep.
But before you close
My eyes
I decide to write,
A little fairy tale.
About my happiness, which
Not nearby
About how kilometers
Separated
About how hard it is for us without each other!
But, alas, all this is temporary, although difficult.
And now I wish,
Good night.
We'll meet tonight!

Good night, Sweet dreams
For you I wish
To sleep without hind legs,
Without knowing any worries.

Let the problems be all worldly
Get out of the door
And carries them away in his arms
Midnight breeze.

Good night, my piece of happiness,
May you see a miracle in this dream,
That you and I together have wings
And I will stay with you all night in that dream.

Sleep. Close your eyes quickly.
After all, tomorrow we will be together again.
And so that time moves faster
Let us close our eyes at the same time.

Outside the window the moon is shining,
The breeze is quietly rustling,
Let your soul not know
No sadness, no resentment.

Quickly close your eyelashes,
Sweet dreams to you, good night!
I really want to dream about you
And being with you is very, very good.

I wish you a good night,
Warm and clean minutes.
Like after a nice drinking session
The stars are wandering across the sky.

Month sickle clubfoot
He also sends greetings to you.
And sleep with your shaggy paw
Sews the canvas of dreams.

And let your dream be in your hand,
With a cheerful, happy ending,
To the beat of the heart
I listened to the ticking of the clock.

It happens that sometimes you wait for the evening,
To take a break from the stupid bustle.
And forget everything in the world,
So that it’s just you and me next to each other.

Well, then with you over a cup of tea
I want to chat with you about everything.
Wish each other good night,
And meet again in the world of dreams!

The stars lit up in the sky again,
Open the window and smile at them.
May this night be sweet
And I can help you.
I'll dream about you today,
To be happy in your dreams.
And my love will fly
To you, so that the blood boils again.

Sleep, go to sleep,
Close your eyes gently.
May your sleep last all night,
The angel of passion protects.

I will come to you in a dream,
I'll bring you sweet stories!
In your dream you and me!
My passionate love.

We will rush into the distance with a dream,
You and I will be together.
Fly in a white cloud
Collecting happiness with a spoon!

One day dark night, I'll come to you,
And I’ll whisper quietly: you’re my baby,
I will gently hug you by the shoulders,
And you will involuntarily smile in your sleep.

I'll catch your smile
And I will kiss you tenderly on the lips,
And you will smile at me again,
I will love you, baby, forever.

Don't worry about me
I'll sit quietly by the crib,
And I will think that in a dream,
You and I are playing hide and seek.

I wish you good dreams,
And a few words that are beautiful and not at all complicated:
Sleep sweetly, sweetly
And I stealthily -
I'll leave my tender kiss,
But without me, baby, don’t be sad.
I'll be there to sing my cradle,
The sadness will dissipate, and the blizzard will not be scary.
Just sleep, close your eyes quickly,
Forget all alien thoughts quickly.
And dive into your little world,
My gentle, sweet angel!

SMS wishes Good night with humor

P Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars - the beautiful sky and the endless horizon and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

N night fell, silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

L my little guy, are you awake again?
You, night owl, say
It's a sin to sleep at night,
How stupid and funny.
Good night to you.
And sleep - don't sleep, as you wish.

WITH Hurry up, close your eyes and go to bed, I’ll start the stopwatch! Just don’t lie down on the edge - remember gray wolf, which can grab the barrel. The sooner you fall asleep, the sooner you will wake up. May you have the sweetest dreams in the world, in which the stars will play hide and seek with you, and the moon will illuminate your path.

WITH calm down, I won't come,
I'll spend this night
At work in the office...
Oh, these bosses!
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> WITH toe frogs and crickets,
You're the only one who can't sleep,
Sleep, sleep, sleep quickly,
How can I put up with you?

I'm tired, I just want to sleep
Let's swear for you.
I'll just lie down on the bed,
You'll start riding me.

That's enough, I'm leaving
I can’t bear it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore.
I'll lie down on the kitchen floor,
Good night to you.

N and you can’t fly with a broom anymore,
Thank God you fall asleep.
Your friend, soft black cat
Warms a girl's tummy.
SMS - good night,
Without a broom or other damage.

WITH good night and may you dream of the chocolate kingdom. And don’t forget to try the chocolate fence and drink from the milk river.

R fish, bunny, cat, fly!
Sleep, beloved little animal!
On a down pillow
Put on pink ears!

N hell the moon is burning on the earth,
I want to sleep until morning.
I want to say, in short,
Sweet dreams, good night!

P May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night! Your animal!

G I sleep all night long,
You understand, luck is coming.
But I haven't forgotten about you
I want your sleep to be sound.
Good night SMS
It will arrive properly, like a summons.

T Iho night will come in the city,
And the clouds moved away from the moon,
Know that you are alone with me forever,
Sleep. Your Adam. And you are my Eva.

WITH I wish you sweet, tender, beautiful, unforgettable, pleasant, delicious, unusual, extravagant, extreme, chic, awesome, cool, soft, fluffy... and also openwork, crystal, colorful, marmalade, chocolate and erotic DREAMS!!!

WITH take it easy, darling,
I'm about to leave for the match,
Even if my club loses -
I promise not to wake you up!

May you dream of victory
The cup that they are trying to take,
If suddenly this miracle happens,
I'll kiss you in the morning!

IN I'll add a mug of sugar and honey
And I'll put syrup in it.
I'll upload everything via SMS.
I'll send you a sweet dream

AND Life became shorter by a day, no sex, good night.

WITH good night hubby,
Just don't snore today.
It was just a hard day
So I got tired of everything at work.

So that you don't snore today,
I'll pinch your nose with a clothespin,
But it won’t help, well, alas,
I'll cover your nose with our heating pad.

Good night hubby,
I want to wish tiredly.
And you lay down on your side,
And you’ll sleep on me very sluggishly.

AND I try not to overeat at night so that my sleep is sweet and deep! I wish to sleep until the roosters, not to be woken up by a car alarm! I wish you a peaceful night to prepare for the next, but already stormy one... Sweet dreams!

WITH baby, close your eyes, open your mouth slightly,
Don’t forget about saliva - wipe it with your hand.
All jokes aside - sleep dear!
You are beautiful without wiping off your saliva!

WITH the sun wanders between the roofs.
You're probably asleep now.
Why am I sitting and getting angry?
Let me dream about you!
I'll lie down next to you on the bed -
Don't open your eyes!
Pale silk along the shoulder
I'm spread out, I'm hot,
I'll kiss the curve of your lips -
Whoever saw it died
And I will calm down on my chest.
When you wake up, wake up...

Z finally fall asleep!
If you're going to talk
And count dogs, sheep,
Always thinking about the weather
And about morning food,
And about what to go out in public in,
And about bread and water,
It won't be true!

Sleep well, sweet dreams!
Stick cotton wool in your ears,
Count the cows first
Or other cattle!

E If you don't wish me good night, then five little devils will come to you and tickle you all night!!!

WITH time to go, good night,
We are very, very tired
They don't want to see their eyes,
They fall asleep, they fall asleep,

Lips are tired of speaking
And the teeth cannot chew,
Our legs are tired
That they were trampling along the path,

The hands are sleeping, they are tired
Lifted and grabbed
And they wrote and waved,
They gave us no rest

Sweet dreams, time for bed,
Sleep well until the morning!

L my beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!

X Look, I'll come to you in a dream,
I will kiss you tenderly in silence,
I'll sit next to you on the bed
And I won't let you sleep all night?

I to you tonight
I'll fly like a mosquito,
I'll bite your ear
As much as I want.

You don't believe my words
Why don't you want to sleep?
I'm not a bug, in your crib
To bite you at night.

Okay, sleep well already,
I won't fly to you.
It's just a text message
I just want to see you.

***

AND I have sweet dreams with a slight hint of vanilla
Late Night Dessert Service

WITH pi, my darling, sleep, good
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Bye-bye-bye-bye,
Sleep well, mother...

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I thief. I'm here to steal your sleep and your heart.

H no matter how mosquitoes bite you,
Bugs and various insects,
Wish you good night,
I want you my chamomile.

May you have dreams
So that without nightmares and anxiety.
You will discover all your dreams in them,
And in your dreams you will see roads to them.

So go to sleep quickly
Good night my mouse.
And only in your dreams don’t forget,
How I love you monkey.