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Alice you are strange. The best quotes from the book "Alice in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll

Quotes from the book "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.
The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere you have to run at least twice as fast!
You know, losing your head is a very serious loss!
When you walk, keep your head straight, point your toes apart, and always remember who you are.
Queens do not enter into transactions.
Tomorrow never happens today. Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, now, finally, tomorrow”?
- You can't believe the impossible!
“You just don’t have enough experience,” the Queen remarked. “When I was your age, I devoted half an hour to this every day!” On some days, I managed to believe in a dozen impossibilities before breakfast!
– Why do you always say: “Don’t bury it”? - Alice finally asked with annoyance. -What am I burying? And where?
- You buried your mind! And I don’t know where!

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"(English Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, often used as a shortened version "Alice in Wonderland") - a fairy tale written by the English mathematician, poet and writer Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll and published in 1865.
It tells the story of a girl named Alice who falls through a rabbit hole into an imaginary world inhabited by strange creatures.
The fairy tale is popular among both children and adults. The book is considered one of the best examples of literature in the absurd genre; it uses numerous mathematical, linguistic and philosophical jokes and allusions.
"Alice in the Wonderland" is a plot continuation of the work.

Phrases from childhood, the meaning of which we understand only as we grow up...

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere you have to run at least twice as fast!

Everything has its own morality, you just need to be able to find it!

Never think that you are different from what you could be otherwise than by being different in those cases where it is impossible not to be otherwise.

You can't believe the impossible!
“You just don’t have enough experience,” the Queen noted. “When I was your age, I devoted half an hour to this every day!” On some days, I managed to believe in a dozen impossibilities before breakfast!

You know, one of the biggest losses in battle is losing your head.

Tomorrow never happens today! Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, it’s finally tomorrow”?

Taking anything in this world seriously is a fatal mistake.
- Is life serious?
- Oh yes, life is serious! But not very...

I've seen such nonsense, compared to which this nonsense is like a dictionary!

The best way to explain is to do it yourself.

“Don’t be sad,” said Alice. - Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single beautiful pattern, like lace. It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right.

Just think that because of some thing you can shrink so much that you turn into nothing.

No matter how she tried, she could not find a shadow of meaning here, although all the words were completely clear to her.

She had absolutely nothing to do, and sitting idle, you know, is not an easy task.

Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.

If your head is empty, alas, the greatest sense of humor will not save you.

What do you want?
- I want to kill time.
- Time really doesn’t like being killed.

I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.

She always gave herself good advice, even though she didn't follow it often.

-Where can I find someone normal?
“Nowhere,” answered the Cat, “there are no normal people.” After all, everyone is so different and dissimilar. And this, in my opinion, is normal.

What are those sounds over there? - Alice asked, nodding at the very secluded thickets of some pretty vegetation at the edge of the garden.
“And these are miracles,” explained the Cheshire Cat indifferently.
- And.. And what are they doing there? – the girl asked, inevitably blushing.
“As it should be,” the cat yawned. - They happen...

If this were so, it would be nothing. If, of course, it were so. But since this is not so, it is not so. This is the logic of things.

Mustard makes them sad, onions make them cunning, wine makes them feel guilty, and baking makes them kinder. What a pity that no one knows about this... Everything would be so simple. If only you could eat the baked goods, you would become better!

Never consider yourself to be different from what others do not consider you to be, and then others will not consider you to be different from what you would like to appear to them.

Ten nights are ten times warmer than one. And ten times colder.

Please tell me where should I go from here?
-Where do you want to go? - answered the Cat.
“I don’t care...” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter where you go,” said the Cat.

The plan, needless to say, was excellent: simple and clear, it couldn’t have been better. It had only one drawback: it was completely unknown how to carry it out.

If everything in the world is meaningless, - said Alice, - what prevents you from inventing some meaning?

Quotes and aphorisms from Alice in Wonderland!

Friends, we have deliberately collected all the quotes and aphorisms from the work “Alice in Wonderland” in order to make it easier for you to prepare for quest games, quizzes and holidays in this style. Welcome! A complete selection of quotes, aphorisms, thoughts of the author and all the characters from the fairy tale “Alice in Wonderland”! Alice, the Cheshire Cat, the Hatter and other characters are at your service.

Alice:

Sometimes you need to stop, think about the situation and not make any decisions.

If every person minded his own business, the Earth would spin faster.

Well, how can you take a book without pictures seriously?!

If I had my own world, everything in it would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it really is, because everything would be what it is not, and conversely, it would not be what it is, and whatever it was not, it was.

- How do I know what I think? I'll tell you - then I'll find out.

“Yes,” Alice said to herself, “that’s how it flew!”

Alice falls into the pond from her own tears. “No, this can’t be,” she was scared, “it’s not like anything!” Although today everything is different! This is what I call being in a deplorable situation...

Alice grew up in a rabbit's house - No, I wouldn't change with him! My situation is hopeless, but at least I can kick!

Alice's plan - The plan, needless to say, was excellent; simple and clear, it couldn’t be better. It had only one drawback: it was completely unknown how to carry it out.

“Kill Time! How could he like this? If you didn’t quarrel with him, you could ask him for everything you want.”

Alice and the Dove: - Snake! – Dove cried desperately. “Oh, you snake!”
- What a snake I am to you! – Alice was indignant. “Leave me alone!”
- A snake is a snake! – Dove repeated, but not so confidently.

- The damned ones are falling straight from the sky on me! Oh you snake!
“But I’m not a snake,” they tell you,” said Alice. “I just... I just...”

Alice with the Duchess. Everyone except the cat in the kitchen was sneezing. The cat smiled.

“I didn’t know that Cheshire Cats were supposed to smile.” To tell the truth, I didn’t even know that cats could smile.
“They all know how,” said the Duchess, “and most do not miss the opportunity!”

Alice and the hat:

“If you knew time as I know it,” said the Hat, “you wouldn’t talk about it in the neuter gender.” It is not it, but he is the Old Man-Time!

Alice and the Cheshire cat,

- Tell me, please, where should I go from here?
“It largely depends on where you want to come,” answered the Cat.
“Yes, I almost don’t care,” Alice began.
“Then it doesn’t matter where you go,” said the Cat.
“Just to get somewhere,” Alice explained.
“Don’t worry, you’ll definitely end up somewhere,” said the Cat, “of course, if you don’t stop halfway.”

- Tell me, who lives around here? – she asked.
- On this side. - The cat waved his right paw in the air, - there lives a certain Hat. Uniform Hat! And in this direction,” and he waved his left paw in the air, “lives the Crazy Hare. I went crazy in March. Visit whoever you want. Both are crazy.

- Why do I go to the abnormal ones? - Alice stammered. - Well... I’d rather not go to them...
“You see, this still cannot be avoided,” said the Cat, “after all, we are all crazy here.” I'm crazy. You're crazy.
- Why do you know that I’m crazy? - asked Alice.
“Because you’re here,” the Cat said simply. “Otherwise you wouldn’t have gotten here.”

– What did you say: “into a piglet” or “into a little crucian”? – he asked with keen interest.
“I said “like a pig,” answered Alice, “and can I ask you not to disappear and not appear so suddenly all the time, otherwise I’m going crazy.”
spinning!
“We agreed,” said the Cat, and this time he really began to disappear in parts, slowly: first the tip of his tail disappeared, and then
gradually everything else; Finally, only one smile remained - the Cat himself disappeared, and she was still hanging in the air.

Alice, the King and the Cheshire Cat:

- This is my friend. “Cheshire Cat,” said Alice, “let me introduce you.”
“He doesn’t have a good appearance,” said the King. “However, he can kiss my hand if he wants.”
“Thank you, I’ll manage,” said the Cheshire Cat.

Alice and the mouse on trial:

- Stop pushing me! - Sonya told her (they were sitting next to each other). - I can’t breathe.
– I can’t stop! - Alice said guiltily. - I'm growing!
– You have no right to grow here! - said Sonya.
“What nonsense,” said Alice, no longer so guilty. – You’re growing too!
– You never know! “I’m growing like everyone else, decently,” said Sonya. - And you are being disgraceful!

Alice and the Queen:

- Cut off her head! – the Queen screamed at the top of her lungs.
Nobody moved.
-Who's afraid of you? - said Alice (she had already reached her real height). – You are just unfortunate cards – that’s all!

Alice laughed.
- This won't help! - she said. - You can't believe the impossible!
“You just don’t have enough experience,” the Queen remarked. - When I was your age, I spent half an hour on this every day. On some days, I managed to believe in a dozen possibilities before breakfast.”

Alice quotes, aphorisms:

“You can always take more than nothing.”

– Never think that you are different from what you could be, except by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.

“I wish I could meet someone smart for a change!”

– The correctness of the form is unimportant!

- In our world, everyone is crazy.

– How amazing all these changes are! You don't know what will happen to you in the next moment...

– Happiness can deceive someday!

“You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in the same place!” If you want to get to another place, then you need to run at least twice as fast!

“To think that because of some thing you can become so small that you become nothing.”

- What's the use of a book... if there are no pictures or conversations in it?

“I know who I was this morning when I woke up, but since then I’ve changed several times.”

Alice's thoughts and reasoning:

– If you hold a red-hot poker in your hands for too long, you will eventually get burned;

“Don’t grunt,” said Alice. – Express your thoughts somehow differently!
But Alice managed to get used to the fact that only amazing things were happening around her; she thought it was boring and stupid, that life was going back to normal again

If you cut your finger deeply with a knife, the finger usually bleeds;

“The most offensive thing was that, although she managed to pick several large water lilies, she could not reach the most beautiful ones. You can never reach the most beautiful things,” Alice finally said with a sigh of annoyance.

- That’s how it fell, that’s how it fell! - thought Alice. “Falling down the stairs is now a piece of cake for me.” And their own people will decide that I am terribly brave. Even if I had fallen off the roof, I wouldn’t have made a peep.

“If everything in the world is meaningless,” said Alice, “what prevents you from inventing some meaning?”

- It was so good at home! - thought poor Alice. – There I was always the same height! And some mice and rabbits were not my order. Why did I go down this rabbit hole! And yet... yet... I like this kind of life - everything here is so unusual! I wonder what happened to me? When I read fairy tales, I knew for sure that such a thing could not happen in the world! And now I’ve fallen into them myself! You need to write a book about me, a big, good book. When I grow up and write...

“In my opinion, they don’t play like that at all,” said Alice. - There is no justice, and everyone is shouting so much that they can’t speak their own voice.
audible. There are no rules, and if there are, no one follows them. You can't imagine how difficult it is to play when everything is alive.

“If he had grown up a little,” she thought, “he would have turned out to be a very unpleasant child.” And he's very cute as a pig!

- And she began to remember other children who would have made excellent piglets.

“If only I knew how to transform them,” she thought and shuddered.

Duchess:“If no one poked their nose into other people’s affairs,” the Duchess grumbled, “the world would spin much faster than it does now.”

– Can you imagine the confusion that would arise? No one would know when it is day or night! After all, then from rotation...
- Speaking of disgust! - said the Duchess. - Disgusting girls are executed!

“What are you saying, child,” said the Duchess, “there is morality in everything, you just have to be able to find it!”

– Hence the moral: “Don’t make me laugh with your tongue, make me laugh with your deeds!”

– And hence the moral: “Be what you want to appear”...

Cheshire Cat: - How should I understand you?
- You don't need to understand me. Be sure to love and feed on time.

How are you doing?
- No way
- After all?
- Not at all!

Humpty Dumpty: - ..... So, this means: three hundred and sixty-four days a year you can receive gifts on your birthday.

Alice! Have you gotten bigger?
- No! She's back to normal!

Queen of Hearts:

I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...

First the execution! Then the verdict!

Queen to Duchess:

“Out of my kindness, I most mercifully warn you,” cried the Queen, stamping her foot, “either you or your head will not be here - and not this minute, but a hundred times faster!” Choose!

The Duchess made her choice and disappeared, and met the deadline exactly.

Mouse: conversation with Alice about cats and dogs.

- Speak? – the Mouse squeaked indignantly, trembling to the very tip of its tail. – I would talk about such an indecent subject! I don't want to hear about it!

Conversation with a duck about the Duke of Canterbury

- What, what did he find? – Duck suddenly became interested.
“I found this,” answered the Mouse with irritation. “Don’t you know what “this” is?
“I know perfectly well what “it” is when I find it,” the Duck answered calmly. “Usually it’s a frog or a worm.” So I ask: what exactly did the archbishop find?

Rabbit:

- Everything would be fine, but here is the Duchess, Duchess! She'll be furious if I'm late! That's exactly where she'll come!

– And also this Duchess! My little head was gone, and my skin was gone, and so was my antennae! Write it's gone! She orders me to be executed, she has no mercy!

Old cuttlefish with young:

- It would be better if you kept quiet, mother! You'll piss off an oyster!

Caterpillar:

“If you take a bite from this side, you will become larger; if you take a bite from that side, you will become smaller.” Come on, figure it out!

Alice guessed that it was a footman in livery, because he was wearing livery; judging by the face, it was just a crucian carp.

– Who said that you should get into the house at all, young lady? - said the Doorman. – We need to start with this question, right?

That's how it was, of course, but Alice didn't like it when people talked to her like that.

– Indeed, the Cat looked good-natured; but only the very long claws and mouth full of teeth - all this inspired respect.

At the trial: - Silence! “Law number Forty-Two! – he read loudly. - All persons taller than a mile must leave the courtroom.

“She always gave herself good advice, even though she didn’t follow it often. Sometimes she scolded herself so mercilessly that her eyes filled with tears. And once she even tried to spank herself on the cheeks for cheating while playing a game of croquet alone. This silly girl loved to pretend to be two different girls at once.”

Hat and bunny:

“They’re lying for two days,” sighed the Hat. “I told you, you can’t grease them with butter!” – he added, looking angrily at the Hare.
- Why... Why... the oil was of the highest quality! - the Hare answered hesitantly.
- So what? Crumbs could get in there anyway! – the Hat continued to grumble. – There was no need to smear the mechanism with a bread knife!

Seven with six:

- Well done to us! You do it right! Always get out of your sore head and onto your healthy one!

Executioner, Kings and Queen about the cat:

- It seems that the Executioner argued that you cannot cut off a head if there is no body from which it can be cut off, that he has never dealt with such things and in his old age does not intend to do so!
“The king argued that as long as there was a head, you could cut it off, and there was no need to talk nonsense!”
“And the Queen claimed that if everything was not done this very second and even much earlier, she would order everyone’s heads to be cut off without exception!”

King and Jack:

- Your Majesty! – Jack suddenly spoke. “I didn’t write this, and no one can prove that I wrote it: there is no signature there.”
“So much the worse for you if there is no signature,” said the King. “If you didn’t have villainy on your mind, you would sign as an honest person!”

Miscellaneous:

You know, one of the most serious losses in battle is losing your head!

Tomorrow never happens today! Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, now tomorrow has finally come”?

Few people find a way out, some don’t see it even if they find it, and many don’t even look for it.

I've seen such nonsense compared to this nonsense - an explanatory dictionary!

Taking anything in this world seriously is a fatal mistake.

Is life serious?

Oh yeah. Life is serious! But not very...

The childhood of each of us was absolutely “spoiled” by fairy tales. We heard all sorts of stories. And how often we imagined that we would find ourselves in this very story. But did we imagine that we could move into all fairy tales at once? And that not all of their heroes and plots will be good? We've grown up and it's time to find out the truth. Quotes from Alice in Wonderland will help with this. Their magic has not faded over the years. On the contrary, it has gained strength and experience and now easily and shamelessly charms us.

What made Alice’s journey so exciting, and for us useful and interesting: the most unexpected acquaintances; the world of fairy tales surprised the girl; the rules that Alice came up with for herself; the wisdom of the Cat who knows how to smile.

And, despite the fact that Lewis Carroll presented his “non-fictional” story as a dream of his tiny niece, I really want to believe in it. And it seems that this fairy tale is more intended for older people. There are so many secrets in it that you can solve them endlessly. Many phrases have become catchphrases and accompany us throughout our lives. All Alice in Wonderland quotes are familiar and common. But their magic is still obvious, because at different ages they are perceived in a new way.

1. Quotes and the most unexpected acquaintances

2. The wisdom of the Cat that can smile and the Rules that Alice came up with for herself

Quotes and the most unexpected acquaintances

A little girl finds herself in a strange land inhabited by Confusion? Like this? Yes, it’s very simple, everyone whom Alice met in Through the Looking Glass has extraordinary talents to destroy the illusions of magic, creating a new charm of miracle around them.

We expect from them the minimum that is found in all children's fairy tales: little animals can talk, plants can sing songs. But here everything is different! Everything is presented with an incredible play of imagination. And that is why each character is colorful, and his words and actions amaze with accuracy and wisdom, which is why they turn into aphorisms and quotes.

If everything in the world is meaningless, said Alice, what’s stopping you from inventing some meaning?

Change is neither “good” nor “bad.” It simply means "something different."

Few people find a way out, some don’t see it even if they find it, and many don’t even look for it.

-Where can I find someone normal?
“Nowhere,” answered the Cat, “there are no normal people.” After all, everyone is so different and dissimilar. And this, in my opinion, is normal.

Snow probably loves trees and fields very much, since he kisses them so tenderly.

Threats, promises and good intentions - none of these are actions.

Only fools think that tea calms the nerves, they just haven’t been to a real tea party... a mug of tea is like an injection of adrenaline to the very heart.

Rabbit. It’s as if he “invites” the girl into an incredibly fabulous world of absurdity with his watch. Indeed, what is unusual about it for children who are accustomed from fairy tales to constantly hear rabbits talking. But his gloves, watch and concern that he will be late somewhere immediately arouses interest: where is he running like that?

Caterpillar. Winged sayings have been supplemented with amazing advice from the wise Caterpillar-philosopher.

Hatter. This hero, in both words and deeds, is one of the picturesque characters of the fairy tale. Quotes from the Hatter, his conclusions and riddles about time are a valuable pearl of our collection. At the same time, funny and educational.

Humpty Dumpty. It’s interesting, but it was this philosopher of the Looking Glass country who gave birth to the day of the unborn!) His statements did not lead to the fact that this holiday became official, although, probably, all the inhabitants of the Earth would not refuse to receive gifts and congratulations not 1 day a year, but 364! It is no coincidence that such a bright idea has become so popular that the authors of the film project of the same name use it. Many who watched this film remember these vivid quotes from the film Alice in Wonderland.

Cat. Everyone knows about the smile of the Cheshire Cat. Probably, each of us, ever since we heard or read about it, has been trying to find it on our familiar pets... what if one of them turns out to be magical!

How did the world of fairy tales surprise the girl? Alice was not just caught up in a story about good and evil. Where she found herself, everything came to life and took on forms, giving a different, unusual for us, idea of itself. Animals, plants, houses, games, sayings and even traditions appeared before the girl in an unusual way. And at the same time, quotes from Alice Through the Looking Glass were born, which became popular and beloved.

The wisdom of the Cat that can smile and the Rules that Alice came up with for herself

This image is especially saddened in our minds. And it’s not just the smile, but his words make you admire the skill of the storyteller. So many expressions belong to the Cat, and they are all so beautiful that you can’t help but read them. For example, quotes about miracles that happen.

Never consider yourself to be different from what others do not consider you to be, and then others will not consider you to be different from what you would like to appear to them.

The best way to explain is to do it yourself!

She'll be furious if I'm late! That's exactly where she'll come!

It would be interesting to see what will be left of me when I am gone.

Anything said three times becomes true.

Those who choose the difficult path are called fools.

If your head is empty, alas, the greatest sense of humor will not save you.

It doesn't matter what you ask if you still don't get an answer, right?

- You have to say what you think!
- I always do this! - Alice blurted out, and then, after thinking a little, she honestly added: - Well, in any case... in any case, what I say is what I think. In general, it's the same thing!

I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.

- I didn’t write this letter. My signature is not there.
- So much the worse! This means you are up to something bad, otherwise you would have signed up!

The world is open to us, but we need to act quickly.

The most remarkable thing is that the heroine was not at a loss. She immediately began to formalize everything into rules. These quotes from Alice in Wonderland show how childish we can all be. They are paraphrased, they are thought about, they are argued about. But these simple and naive words are so sweet that they amaze with their purity and subtle, English approach to humor.

“Don’t be sad,” said Alice. “Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single beautiful pattern, like lace.” It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right.

- What are those sounds over there? - Alice asked, nodding at the very secluded thickets of some pretty vegetation at the edge of the garden.
“And these are miracles,” explained the Cheshire Cat indifferently.

- And.. And what are they doing there? - the girl asked, inevitably blushing.
“As it should be,” the cat yawned. - They happen...

I was constantly trying to be stupid. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t get rid of higher education...

I would like my own world. Own world. I would fill it with all sorts of absurdities. A world full of nonsense! You can imagine? In this universe, everything would not be like this, but somehow different. And what would seem different would be this!

She flew for a very long time. Maybe Alice was in no hurry to fall, or maybe the depth of the well was to blame...

It seemed strange to Alice that there was nothing strange, but the strange day had just begun, and there was nothing strange in the fact that there were no strange things yet.

No need to ask me about yesterday. Yesterday there was me, who is not me. Yesterday's me. And now I am today. So ask about me today. I'll be happy to tell you about my morning adventures.

The insight came suddenly. This is not the sea at all. And the tears! Her tears that nine-foot-tall Alice cried.

“When it’s unclear why you should live, you just need to come up with a meaning,” said Alice. - To myself. After all, no one forbids us to fantasize.

Read the continuation of the famous aphorisms and quotes from “Alice in Wonderland” on the pages:

I'm older and more royal!

“If you knew time as I know it,” said the Hat, “you wouldn’t talk about it in the neuter gender.” It is not it, but he is the Old Man-Time!

Talking about bloodshed at the table spoils my appetite.

Hence the moral: every vegetable has its time. Or to put it more simply... Never think that you are different from what you could not be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.

I have seen such nonsense, compared to which this nonsense is like a dictionary.

You can't do what you can't do.

She had absolutely nothing to do, and sitting idle, you know, is not an easy task.

There is a country that cannot be found on Earth, they say that in order to survive there, you need to be crazy like the Hatter, and that’s actually me.

Cheshire!.. That's a dog!...

The less you know, the easier it is to control you.

Kill Time! How could he like this? If you hadn’t quarreled with him, you could have asked him for everything you wanted.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere you have to run at least twice as fast!

You can't win a battle with tears...

It doesn't matter why the significant became insignificant. It happened, and that’s it.

You probably want to say that she doesn’t want less tea: it’s much easier to drink more, not less, than nothing,” said the Hatter.

I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...

Well, you’ve only just been introduced, and you’re already attacking him with a knife!

Did you think only about your own salvation, cowardly, disgusting, super-flea-flaking, belly-slimy, evil, glutton, vile, fish-smelling mug?

The Tambourine lady cooked the broth and fried ten cutlets.

Drinking more than nothing is easy and simple. Now, if you drank less than nothing, it would be a trick!

Don't make people laugh with your tongue, make them laugh with your deeds!

And there was no force in the world that could stop his imagination.

Well, how can you take a book without pictures seriously?!

In the morning when I woke up, I at least knew who I was, but I think I have changed several times since then.

If everything in the world is meaningless, said Alice, what prevents you from inventing some meaning?

You can always take more than nothing.

I don't see how he can ever finish if he has no intention of starting.

Well, that’s okay, she thought, because he could turn out to be a very nasty boy. And it turned out to be a very cute pig!

I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.

Two pinches of vain thoughts.

Everyone in our world is crazy

Everything has its own morality, you just need to be able to find it!

I know who I was this morning when I woke up, but I've changed several times since then.

All miracles and miracles.

Don't make people laugh with your tongue, make them laugh with your deeds!

I love psychos, only they understand the world around us, only with them I can find a common language...

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in the same place! If you want to get to another place, then you need to run at least twice as fast!

You know, Alice, you are starting to miss something much more...

You and I just live on opposite sides.

Wow! - thought Alice. - A cat with a smile is a rarity, but a smile without a cat - I really don’t know what it is!

Every adventure has to start somewhere... it's corny, but even here it's true...

Who will you save when you are the size of a hamster!

That’s right - she’s gone crazy, crazy, crazy!.. I’ll tell you a secret: crazy people are smarter than everyone else.

Important, unimportant... unimportant, important... What's the difference?

The correctness of the form is immaterial!

Hence the moral: I can’t figure something out.

Why are some people so fond of looking for morality everywhere?

Everyone in our world is crazy.

I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...

If every person minded his own business, the Earth would spin faster.

The plan, needless to say, was excellent: simple and clear, it couldn’t have been better. It had only one drawback: it was completely unknown how to carry it out.

I fell like that, I fell like that...

How should I understand you? - You don't need to understand me. Be sure to love and feed on time.

Everything would be fine, but here is the Duchess, Duchess! She'll be furious if I'm late! That's exactly where she'll come!

Sometimes I admire you from top to bottom, sometimes vice versa.

As the mad duchess said in Alice in Wonderland: don't climb twenty steps if you don't know how to land!

Long live the unnamed!

Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.

I shouldn't have cried so much! - she said, floundering and trying to figure out where to swim. “And now I’m punished for this and, what good, I’ll drown in my own tears.” Incredible story, honestly!

Flattering words often force people to take action.

And whoever wants to really delve into science must get to the very bottom! This is what is called Completed Lower Education! But, of course, this is not given to everyone!..

It would be interesting to see what will be left of me when I am gone.

She is, of course, hot, don’t argue with me in vain. Yes, you see, cutting from the shoulder is not so safe!

Meet us! Alice, it's pudding! Pudding, it's Alice! Take it away!…

I'd like to meet someone smart for a change!

If you drink a bottle marked poison all at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel slightly unwell.

Never think that you are different from what you could be, except by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.

Just think that because of some thing you can shrink so much that you turn into nothing.

This strange girl simply loved to split herself into two, becoming two girls at the same time.

What a strange dream I had, thought Alice and ran home so as not to be late for tea.

The best way to explain is to do it yourself!

While you're thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.

While you're thinking, curtsy, it saves time.

Never consider yourself to be different from what others do not consider you to be, and then others will not consider you to be different from what you would like to appear to them.

Nowadays everyone travels by rail, but hat transportation is much more reliable and pleasant.